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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 23:46
Fergus, I think the moratorium is only for as long as the new person's "I'm a new Person" thread stays active, then they are fair game. Enjoy!



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How long do we have to be nice to the newcomers for? I suppose what I'm trying to say is, is there a time limit, a good grace period and then the gloves are off or do we always have to be nice to them?

I need to know.... I've been watching Erskin Quint for a while now, he looks dodgy.


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Posted: 14 Jun 12 01:07 - Edited By: Chris McManus, 14 Jun 12 01:08
Fergus and Jean.  I was passing through "Spoof" headquarters this morning on the pretense of using the washroom for what I had to guarantee was a number one.  I won't tell you what lengths they went to to ensure that number two couldn't even be a possibility.  (the doctor says it's reversible)

As I passed by the secretaries' desk, I saw lists; very much like the ones I imagine Santa has.  You may both rest assured that you are on the "nice" side, and very near the top of that side.  Not only that, but Santa's list was there too.  I couldn't help but notice the lists were identical!  Who is copying whom I have no idea.  This, "be nice" thing has nothing to do with you guys.  See, you guys are nice to newbies always.

If you're watching the tournament where they kick the ball around in every direction but the right one, please enjoy. 

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Posted: 14 Jun 12 03:08
Be nice to people, they'll be nice to you. Be nasty to people, and they'll ignore you.

Albanian proverb.

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Posted: 14 Jun 12 14:58
Be nice
been nice
bees are nice
business is nice
beautiful is nice
beans on toast is nice
beam me up scotty, nice
beasts of burden are nice

I dont know what the hell I am doing

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Posted: 14 Jun 12 15:48

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

How long do we have to be nice to the newcomers for? I suppose what I'm trying to say is, is there a time limit, a good grace period and then the gloves are off or do we always have to be nice to them?

I need to know.... I've been watching Erskin Quint for a while now, he looks dodgy.


I think that it's advisable to let everyone here know that I'm new here. In fact so new that all and sundry have an obligation to be incredibly nice to me.

I should also point out that I'll be very grateful for any spare money you might have. I'm also keen on holidays in Barbados, and I drink champagne... or bitter at a push.

Ta awfully.

Suppose I'd better say that you are all fab... You are all fab.

Blurrrrgh.



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Posted: 14 Jun 12 16:53
I am unanimous in being nice to nice people. I like people with heads, the ones that have at least one eye, and a nostril. I do get a bit sniffy with people that have no chin, but do tolerate. Oh, those writers with three fingers and a thumb, like them, I am also nice to people who speak with a forked tongue. There, thats nice. And that.


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