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Mark
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 07:12
Hello all. Just a reminder to everyone to be nice to each other.

If you think someone's being a troll, ignore them.

Newcomers should be welcomed not treated with suspicion!

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 12:50
I will be nice to everyone from now on. Except that Danton bloke, oh, and Lynton....Erskin.....SKOOB.....Jaggadone.....

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Posted: 12 Jun 12 15:46
Well that's a good start!

Monkey nutter...
armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 16:39
Love you all. loads.



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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 21:13
Well said that man.

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Posted: 12 Jun 12 22:20
Arm and Erskin.  I'm giddy, but suspicious here; hopeful, but prepared for heartbreak.  This is a very happy surprise for me.  At least, I'm guessing that as a writer here, you love me as much as everyone else.  But I have to ask myself, if they really loved me, maybe they wouldn't have forgotten my birthday, nor would they have allowed Clive to call me a cunt over and over, and Pinxit to tell me to fuck off without comment or censure.  It happened.  You saw it.  So, now I don't know what to think.

Enough of your despairing "Is it worth it?" crap.  This place is what it is because you allowed it; because you earned it.    


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 22:28
Hold fast to that which is good, Chris, keep doing the right things.

I've got problems of me own mate, I can't spend my time remembering your birthday and spotting every insult thrown your way.

Look to the light.

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Posted: 12 Jun 12 22:40 - Edited By: pinxit, 12 Jun 12 22:41
Aye Mr McManus.

But we (Clive and I) haven't deleted our posts - unlike you - have we...?

Only twice in the nearly 2 years I've been here have I ever told anyone to 'do one'.

Both have been to you.

I wonder why?

It takes a mighty lot of provocation before I ever resort to anything but polite debate.

But snide wheedling provocation over a number of months by a troll - whatever their pathetic agenda - has done that this time.

It will come out in the wash.

Now... use all that trolling energy and channel it into some articles, eh?

Or 'do one'. (That's three times).

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 23:04
And so it came to pass that another well intentioned and constructive thread hit the buffers.

There's just no pleasing some people.

Me, I could start a riot in an empty house, but that's another story.

Keep taking the happy pills folks!

Regards

Skoob.

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Posted: 12 Jun 12 23:09

Have never deleted posts.  Didn't know you could.  Have deleted articles.  I've been provoked over many more than two years and have never resorted to that.  I wonder why?  My pathetic agenda has always, always been the same, and that is the title of this thread.  I don't know why that's been so confusing.  What do you think one could got out of this place besides submitting articles without having to endure rudeness?  What else is there here?  Are the rest of you being paid?

The number of times I've reminded you about my birthday Erskin, one would think you'd remember once.  (I spot the insults thrown in everyone's direction, then treat the perpetrators the way they deserve.  How can anyone read what Clive writes, then treat him as if he hadn't?)

Scoob, as ever, irrelevant.

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Posted: 12 Jun 12 23:17
Deleted and edited, McManus.


Quote: Mark

If you think someone's being a troll, ignore them.




Sorry Mark. You were very relevant there. I will take your advice.

"Scoob" - take notice. Buttons... "push", etc...

Leave it, he's not worth another second mate.



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Posted: 12 Jun 12 23:19
And Lo! Mark asked us to be nice and friendly! Out of respect for him, we are? For gods sake! What is the matter with you?! Please, before the lights are turned out and the door is locked, put this angst behind you and move on.

Right, I will start. I love you....Yes you!...and you...and you...Oh sorry..Did not see you at the back....Love you too....Wait..before you leave..Have a hug.....No tongues Skoob...Hold on Erskin....I dont need a Snow Leopard.

GET THE IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 23:44
This song was written by an American (sorry), but this is a British version done by Marty Feldmon. National Brotherhood Week

ENJOY!

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Jun 12 23:48
Actually, Chris is right - I am irrelevant. I never thought or implied that I was relevant. What I do know is that I've made some really good friends in real life as a result of writing here, which has been a serendipitous bonus.

If people want to dive in and sour perfectly reasonable debate with their own bitter observations and surmisations, let them get on with it.

I'm happy here. It's a great site. People are bound to disagree from time to time, it's the nature of the beast.

The thing is to just ignore it and get on with it.

Regards

Skoob.

PS - The first time I was called a 'cunt' when I came to this site, I was quite pleased and wore it like a badge of honour. I felt I'd finally arrived.

RIP
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 00:40
Tell you what, if this was a coup to get rid of me....It has worked!....Maria..Where for art thee Maria?

TTFN

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 03:37
I like all you bastards, whether you like me or not! So there!LOL Oh and the Lasses too, but I'm kinder to them. Am I being nice enough Mark?

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 03:42
JLF

You're lovely.

You'd be even lovelier if you offered to buy a round of drinks.

You know it makes sense.

Mine's a pint. Just beer. Wouldn't want to be seen to be taking the piss

Regards

Skoob

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 08:25
You know what? It's a nice day... so I'm being nice too.

No-one speaks English and everything's broken.
armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 12:33
Kiss me....Go on....tell me you love me...go on.



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Lynton
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 22:04
Can we just settle for being decent? All this niceness is making me vomit all over the cat. Stop! If you love cats have a though for mine.

Bleurrghh!

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 22:07
please eat rice.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 22:57
Please be Norse.

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 23:37
How long do we have to be nice to the newcomers for? I suppose what I'm trying to say is, is there a time limit, a good grace period and then the gloves are off or do we always have to be nice to them?

I need to know.... I've been watching Erskin Quint for a while now, he looks dodgy.

You want me as a moderator!
You need me as a moderator!!!
Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 13 Jun 12 23:41
I told you I'm on my way! Damned plankton messed up my mask and I've had to settle for Barbados, nothing personal, you know that Skoob, but these natives here are teaching me how to speak language. They don't call them Pints here either, it appears to be sold by the liter.



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JLF

You're lovely.

You'd be even lovelier if you offered to buy a round of drinks.

You know it makes sense.

Mine's a pint. Just beer. Wouldn't want to be seen to be taking the piss

Regards

Skoob


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Posted: 13 Jun 12 23:41 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 13 Jun 12 23:44
Oh nothing more really, just got another one of these bloody double posts, so decided to delete it and fill it with a bunch of rubbish, rather than repeat the same rubbish. Cheers!

It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers

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