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Go on! I'm waiting!







Gen. Kim Jung Young
Brixton

Hello Kim,

A few years ago, a pal of mine moved house from Fulham to Putney. He went into his local pub, and despite trying to start a conversation, no one wanted to know. So, the next evening, he walked up to the door of the pub and banged very hard, knowing that he had the pubs attention, he pulled out his penis, poked it round the door and shouted;

"Recognise anyone?! The patrons fell about laughing, and welcomed him with open arms. Hope this made you laugh.

Pete the Plumb
Shephards Bush

Forumnull

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Go on! I'm waiting!







Gen. Kim Jung Young
Brixton

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Jean, that made me laugh, one of my all time greats.
You are now on the council of laugh enlightenment.




Gen. Kim Jong Dong Jnr Justice minister

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Maria, for being so honest and rightious, you are now Major in charge of Chaplin cinema.



Gen Kim Jong Ding Dong Jnr

Aha! Were in North Korea!Here you go Kim

Class! That song haunts me Jean, the first time I heard it, I could not stop singing it......For such devotion to making my tonsils rattle, you are awarded the; Medal of, "Cream Of Yung Guy"



Gen. Ding Dong Yong

With all due respect Kim, I'm outta here!!! Yikes!!!! Where's my genuine Persian carpet, I have to take it with me!!

I can't make you laugh 'now'.

'Now' - being the present moment at the time you posted - has gone.

'Now' is now 'then'.

Now then, the problem is, I can't make you laugh 'then' either.

Who do you think I am? Dr Who or that bloke in the story by H G Wells who invented a time machine? What was his name? I can never remember, mainly because he didn't have one.

His name was Tim E Traveller.

Glad to be of service [/hat doff]

Iain

Erskin, thank you, for your explanation. However, I have consulted the sage of Onion, and he/she feels that you are being subversive and trying to topple Gen. Kim Dong Ding jim

To persuade he/she otherwise, you must return with a joke or one liner. failure could mean a spell in the Bobby Crush padded sing along cell.


Gen Dim Wit Dong Pong

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

With all due respect Kim, I'm outta here!!! Yikes!!!! Where's my genuine Persian carpet, I have to take it with me!!

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Not so fast man of carpet sellings, you have not applied for your ten joke visa! The guards are on thier way.


Gen. Bong Kim Jing Long

You'll have to catch me first you bastards!SPPPPPPHHHHHT~!!!! I'm on my way to do some military exercises with Japanese masseuses!

(Creased with laughter) Let him go! he is far too funny for this place, however, when he returns, we will be waiting!

(That had me laughing Jean, cheers mate)



Gen Wong wing tong

Good fun Arm and Uncle Kimmy, I'll send you a post card soon you perverts!

Dear Sir,

I do not know any jokes, but I do have one liner, and here is our old friend Isambard Kingdom Brunel, with our offering:

"Thank you. I should like to proffer my oak-hulled paddle-wheel steamship The Great Western. She was essentially the model for all successful wooden Atlantic paddle-steamers."

Thank you Isambard. I feel sure that all will be happy with this one liner. We could have brought more than one, but we were only asked for one liner.

Felicitations,

EQ and IKB

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

Erskin, thank you, for your explanation. However, I have consulted the sage of Onion, and he/she feels that you are being subversive and trying to topple Gen. Kim Dong Ding jim

To persuade he/she otherwise, [a]you must return with a joke or one liner. failure could mean a spell in the Bobby Crush padded sing along cell.


Gen Dim Wit Dong Pong

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As ever Erskin, you had me crying with laughter. Your reward will be a post modern bamboo hut in the paddy fields of Kim Jong Ron Hong. In future, please leave your shoes at the palace gates.


Thank you.

Gen. Won Hong Ki Jong Ill Long Pong

Marvellous. I hope I can learn some new post-modern paddy jokes when I am in the hut.

Irish jokes do actually go quite well with rice.

I'm off to book my berth on the first Chinese Junk. It's a pity the Great Western doesn't carve the heaving main any more, I could have gone on that.

Mind you, it never did sail East, it sailed West, so that's buggered anyway.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Good fun Arm and Uncle Kimmy, I'll send you a post card soon you perverts!

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Jean, you must never make public, our secret society, please use an alternative, such as, "You Poppy Pickers" this will please Gen. Kim Kling Hong and you may even get that rickshaw you covet from Erskin.


Gen Fong Fu Fooee!

You calling me a covet?

Rick Shaw.

Sorry Erskin, I did not want to expose your real name, but Jean forced my hand, and my feet. For making such a violation of your sacred title, Gen. Nong Ning Nang will exstend your Bamboo hut and include a sauna where you can grow organic rice without the guilt of knowing that you are robbing your fellow Koreans of soap. For this special event, Gen Ling Dom Wong will pin the medal of, "Haw Mong Wang" on your chest, without pricking you.


Gen. Maw Mang Tong

Throw in a nubile Korean wench and it's a deal.

Sorry...

Thought you said "Wrench."

I've got a lovely twelve incher with a chrome vanadium finish if anybody's remotely interested.

Will swap for a working alarm clock.

Thanks

Skoob.

Ah, Mr SKOOB, I have been waiting for you. The bat and the Snow Leopard, are they still being kept in the bamboo rickshaw hut? If so, Gen. Pong Wong Ling Mong would like to have said hut for his wrench. Shes a nice girl.

Gen Hong Yong Long