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Clive Danton
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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:34
I'll start.

Hello my namez Cliveypops xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:35
Hello. So's mine LOL xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:36
You're funny. Mwah! LULZ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:37
MWAAAAAAAAAAAH! So r u ROTLFLMFAO xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:38
Have u got many FB frendz? (((((((HUGZ))))))))

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:40
YESSSSSSS! I've got 2 billion and I've met every single one and they're all luvleeeeee but a bit shorter than I expected (((((((LOLZ)))))))))

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:42
Will u be my new FB frend Cliveypops?

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:44
But I dont know u and you might be a swivel-eyed, slathering axe murderer and serial paedophile with the bodies of over a dozen 5 year oldz buried under your patio!

Yes I will!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:47
((((((((LULLYLOLLZY))))))))

I love you Cliveypops and I'm going to send you an unsolicited photograph of my nob.

MWAH! MWAH! MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:48
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ur funny!

ROTFLMAFAOLULZLOLZHUGGYWUGWUGZZZZZZZZ

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:49
U ******* ****!

I'm going to kill u in your bed!

Wudge oo babes

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:51
U sik ******** *******! I'm going to ban u and not hug you no more 4 that!

((((((((((((((((((((((HUGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ))))))))))))))))

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:53
LULZY LULZY LULZY LULL LULZ!!!!!!

u crack me up hun! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:55
Have u got sumthing wrong with you so I can pm all my other FB Frendz and generally rip the piss clean out of you babez?

MWAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

XOXOXOXOXOXOX

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:57
((((((((YEEEEEEZZZZZZZ)))))))))

I've got piles and a pronounced limp on my left side hunnywunwun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 03:59
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BABEZZZZZZZ XXXXXXX

I'm going to tell everyeeone ur a spazmo!

HAHAHAHAHA XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX



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Posted: 6 Jun 12 04:00
Ur SOOOOOOOOO Funny babezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

MWAAAAAAH!

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 04:01
So r u HUNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wuff oo babez

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 04:03
Wudge oo babez

MWAAAAAAAAAHZY!



Christ what a prick!



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Posted: 6 Jun 12 04:19 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 6 Jun 12 04:20
CUDDLYWUDDLYCUDDLYWUDDLYWUDDYWUDWUDWUDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX)))))))((((((XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Yeah I was thinking the exact same thing and if he thinkz he'z getting a free pic of my cory he can hug off, the mad twat!



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Posted: 6 Jun 12 08:29
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Posted: 6 Jun 12 08:30 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 6 Jun 12 08:50


Maggot, you fat cunt..

That was fucking' brilliant..

Ta for the laff (ROFL)..

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 09:10 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 6 Jun 12 09:12
Behave yerselves boys. I didn't write that! I copied and pasted it after hacking into the old woman's account this morning

Tautly muscled cunt if you don't mind Colonel. Talk about harsh, hurtful and anatomically shambolic!!!

((((((((LULLYLULLYLULLZYWULLZYLOLLYPOPS)))))))))))))))

MMMMMMMWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 12:29
Hi, can I poke you and have your photo on my front page lol wtf, lmfo, please. Hey you guys! lets play farming!


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Posted: 6 Jun 12 13:17
^^^^^^^ Is glorious new FB comrade I am thinking.

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