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Posted: 27 May 12 21:29
Just asking.

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Posted: 27 May 12 21:40
No

If 42 is the answer, the question is if 24 looks in the mirror, who does she see?
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Posted: 27 May 12 22:12
Absolutely not! Not even a little bit, though ever so slightly maybe, but nooooo! A resounding NOOOOO! Do ferrets count?

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Posted: 28 May 12 01:48
Nope. No one is still here...

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 28 May 12 01:49 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 28 May 12 02:02
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Posted: 28 May 12 12:21
I'm now 'out there'.

Did you want me to bring some milk back with me?

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Posted: 28 May 12 12:45
The world doesn't need avengers when we have ferrets.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 28 May 12 13:08
Only if you bring some Oreos



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I'm now 'out there'.

Did you want me to bring some milk back with me?

Iain


It's not that I can't help these people it's just, I don't want to. - Tom Hanks - Volunteers
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Posted: 28 May 12 13:10 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 28 May 12 13:10
Yep,put a ferret is Assad's panta and I believe we could solve the problem in Syria. (Wait I just had a story idea!)



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The world doesn't need avengers when we have ferrets.


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Posted: 28 May 12 14:59
I knew it was wrong to stand outside my house and shout.

Now all the nutters know where I live!

Your fantastic, every one of you, cheered me up, thank you.


Love as always

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Posted: 28 May 12 15:57 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 28 May 12 15:58
Was that you shouting Arm? Geeze your voice carries a long ways! Of course I'm still walking over your way,like I told Skoob I would, submerged in the ruddy Atlantic now, pretty damned dark down here!

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Posted: 28 May 12 17:33
Hello Jean,

The yellow button marked "Lights" is on the left hand side of the consol. Can you surface about ten miles off the coast and catch a Cod for me. Cheers mate. ....Ping


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Posted: 28 May 12 20:40
Lights!??!! Nobody told me about no confounded lights! Holy Shit! That ain't no cod!It has teeth the size of me wife's vajazzle!(If she had one...)

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