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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
I love Spanish footy, but I also felt sorry for our Irish bretheren (especially Fergus after that fucking Henry hand job). But such quality is too much for any team and the Spanish, hopefully, will win the thing hands down!
That will be fantastic news! The Irish fans were majestic, brilliant (shame about their team) and I had goose bumps, really super news! |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Good news: Rooney is back! Bad news: There's still 90 minutes of footy to play in the Lions Den and then, if successful, Spain!
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Great news; England stuff JO's words down his cynical throat and he is happy to swallow!
Greater news; England v Italy (not my favs the Spaniards, phew!") Even greater news; Gerrard was on another planet, sublime!!!!!!! |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
It's good news week; I wish I had 3 million nicker to hide from the Inland Revenue on Guernsey, but then again I'm not funny! (Nor is fucking he)
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
It's good news that was nearly bad news; My son Dylan returned home after going AWOL last night. I cannot begin to explain the feeling of fear wrenching at my brains and body; luckily his phone conked out and he was at a friends, phew!
Haven't these parents of friends got normal telephones anymore? Jesus! |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Great news: "Words of expectation" The Fall
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Ellie James Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 |
JO - Glad your son made it home. I'm going to be a complete wreck when my daughter is old enough to go to friends and drive places. Maybe by that time, we'll all just communicate telepathically.
Ellie |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Thanks Ellie; it was the worst night of our lives. I lost my brother through illness, my mum thorugh old-age, but the thought of losing my youngest son was absolutely intolerable.
The worst nightmare that responsible parents can ever experience. Believe me, after that night, I will never, ever underestimate the anguish that parents go through who actually do lose their children, terrible! No words can describe the terror that these poor people go through. Thank who ever that Dylan returned safely, but believe me, he's being severely punished for his irresponsible act. House arrest, no friends, no girlfriends and work! Cheers Ellie, bless you! |
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Simon Saunders Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 |
Good news for UK based fans of 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'
No longer will we only get the global edition of the show. As of July 23rd we will get the show every weeknight on the Comedy Central X channel. Simon |
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
^^^^^ very good news!
but requires subscription ![]() not so good news. shame its not back on more 4 etc. :-/ |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
It's good news week; someone put a bomb at the heart of the banking system and blew the mother fucker corrupt bastards to smitherenes!
How do these corrupt bastards get away with it????????? |
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armfeetandtoe Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 |
Good news week! My wife passed her driving test this morning! Oh, wait a minute, that means I have to buy her a car! Seriously, the little darling has done really well and now she is doing the pass plus thing. No more running kids about, or going shopping! Hoorraayyyyy!
Sincerely Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Inchcock Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 |
Much good news from Nottingham!
I've not been overcharged at Lidl on my last three visits! - Unbelievable! I've only fell asleep and missed one mornings medications this week up to now! - Great! The woman I've fell in love with, Margaret, has not told me to go away yet! - Amazing! The Launderette has now installed two new machines - that work! I've found my pack of hearing-aid batteries I lost last month - Why I didn't look in tinned food cupboard in the first place I don't know! Gosh, my life is so exciting! |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Give em and "Inch" and they take our "Arm" That's pretty good news too.
I've just discovered i've got a Higgs Boson in my back garden, is that good or bad? Because I don't know what the fuck it is! Nothing else "Matters"! |
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Inchcock Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 |
Hello hello hello Jo, I think it's the carefully nurtured and developed nepotism amongst the 'Have's' that is to blame, along with the ease and unaccountability they have been granted? Inchy |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Cheers Inch, you can "bank" on that one!
Porsche pratts my butt! Murray did it; good news Murray to bottle it; bd news! |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Murray mania;
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
Murray missed it.
Its good shoes week - you'll need them in this weather. |
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Ellie James Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 |
It's raining where I am....Sad thing is, I had to leave the country in order to see actual rain. But it's nice.
Ellie |
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
I can't stand Lorraine, against my window, bringing back sweet memories. Or was it 'the rain'. I liked Lorraine, she was nice.
GOOD NEWS - The landlord has fixed the toilet seat! No more 'wiggle it, just a little bit' Quite off-putting. |
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radiogagger Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 |
GOOD NEWS - Listened to the Bob Monkhouse Desert Island Discs revisited. Always good to hear the masters voice.
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
Bum-shaking RG!
BTW; Erskine has been released as a hard copy, as soon as I have one, I'll send it over to you. Be in touch per PM / JO |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
BTW, I thought Federer was imperial and Murray got taught a lesson in high-class tennis.
So for me that is good news and stuff the Brit factor! Maybe next year when Fed, Nadal and Djocko all fall over and die! Murray is just not good enough, not yet! But, I do hope he wins it one day. |
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
15th. July; Sunday morning 06.30 CET, lift off to sunny Andalucia for a well earned holiday under the shade of the Sierra Nevada: Now that is great news!!!
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Jaggedone Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 |
sun, sun, sun; no comment needed! Now that really is good news!
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