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Posted: 4 Jun 12 15:20
Arm, did you set them free as a "diamond gesture"?

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Posted: 4 Jun 12 16:41
Truth is Jo, the fish do not move,along comes the cat and has a nice little snack at their expense. I was out in the garden and looked into the pond, low and behold the silly sods are swimming about. I rescued them from a pet shop some months ago, I also rescued two pythons, the owner had a choice, it was either I take them, call the RSPCA or, I would negelct him with my left hook.

He made the right choice. Bless him.


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Posted: 4 Jun 12 17:49
It's good news; the rains stopped! Yippee!

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Posted: 4 Jun 12 22:24
Think I found the perfect dog!

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 5 Jun 12 14:18
Ellie, that's good news; go on Facebook and tell my daughter Kelly Johnson in Bangalore, India; she's a doggy nut!

United sign Japanese German, brilliant news / fresh blood at at last!

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Posted: 5 Jun 12 15:25
Anyone want a year old deaf Great Dane? The little charmer is now pissing up the side of our bed! And he has just realised there are fish in the aquarium. The house is swimming in slather and dog spit. Love him though.

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Posted: 5 Jun 12 18:38
Has he got bad breath too?

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 15:27
It's good news week; Rio Ferdinand has been picked for Andorra!(At least they want him)

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Posted: 7 Jun 12 07:24
England have landed and have already booked their holidays to Rio after the group phase; Good news for the players, bad news for us!

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Posted: 7 Jun 12 12:22
Good news week!

Its raining, I don't have to do the garden, the rain has washed all the crap off the driveway, so no sweeping, The cat can not get near the pond, my summer house roof repair is atanding up to the onslaught. And, I have a new RC boat.


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Posted: 7 Jun 12 17:36
Arm, all seems to be going well over there.

Try listening to Hedgehoppers Anonymous, they'll make you feel better!

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Posted: 7 Jun 12 18:27 - Edited By: Ellie James, 7 Jun 12 18:31
It's raining here, the temperature is cooler that 95 degrees and my (hopefully) soon to be dog is a retriever/shepard mix. Very sweet looking and his foster dad says he's gentle and really good around kids. They found him abandoned on the side of a country road with no tags. His name is Rusty. My daughter wants to change his name to French Fry.

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Rusty the Dog

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 8 Jun 12 10:34
That dog looks lovely. I thought French Fry's were renamed Freedom Fry's in America?



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Posted: 8 Jun 12 15:17 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 8 Jun 12 15:18
Good News!

My application for membership of Hedgehogs Anonymous has been accepted. Thank you Jo, I didnt really fit in at the Stote scratchers club.


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Posted: 8 Jun 12 15:38
Hope you haven't still got that ferret down your pants!

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Posted: 8 Jun 12 16:11
Yes....there was a time when they tried to do that. However, it didn't stick. Thankfully!

Because it's not like you'd get a place like McDonald's to change a millenium of marketing would ya? And, they do own our food supply.

Ellie


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That dog looks lovely. I thought French Fry's were renamed Freedom Fry's in America?


Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 9 Jun 12 18:42
I have a new man in my llife....his name is Rusty. He's part Retriever/part shepard.

Odd thing is though, he doesn't know how to fetch! He is, however, the sweetest dog I think I've ever met.

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Posted: 11 Jun 12 07:45
Woof woof! It's good news week; the Irish will win the Euro's but sadly not the soccer version. But their fans are Nr 1 in everything, superb, brilliant! Made my day yesterday and who gives a shite if they can't play the game properly!

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Posted: 11 Jun 12 19:54
Good news! England avoided defeat to the freedom fries, I mean french. Onwards and upwards all the way to the final now!!

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Posted: 12 Jun 12 19:04
It's good news week; Russian fans march down Warsaw main street, but left their panzers behind! Phew, that's really good news!

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Posted: 13 Jun 12 00:25
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Posted: 14 Jun 12 07:24
Germany 2 - Holland 1 , good news for football, but not so good news for the producers of orange paint!

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Posted: 14 Jun 12 14:53
Good News! The flood water has gone, but I now have webbed feet, "quack" is it catching? "quack quack".


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Posted: 14 Jun 12 18:07
Arm, It's good news that you haven't moved to Atlantis yet, we need you you dry!


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Posted: 14 Jun 12 23:35
Good news! Nobody gets out of this alive!

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