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Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 May 12 15:29
It's Friday, what better news do you want? Monday is Whit Monday, even better.

The weathers blistering, my bank account stinks so let's go for it!!!!

It's good news week!


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Posted: 27 May 12 11:54
It's good news week; Norway 0 - England 1 / how the fuck did they do it!

Roll on the Frogs!

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Posted: 28 May 12 15:02
Its good news week!

The cat fell in the pond while trying to steal my fish.

And, our Great Dane has stopped pissing up the hallway.


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Posted: 29 May 12 16:14
did it swim or sink? both could be good news actually depending on what you think of your cat.

Dogs pissing up walls, well I cannot see anything good about that, but at least it's better than bitches cocking their legs; or on second thoughts, that is good news!!!

Just heard that Sir Richard Branson is sueing me because I mentioned him and his Virgins (not the 72) in a certain book, bollocks, any publicity is good publicity, so that's really good news!

Anybody know a good, cheapskate lawyer?

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Posted: 29 May 12 22:42 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 29 May 12 22:44
Dear me, you are in a Branson pickle.

I know there's no law against cheap skate, but you'd think there was with the way the price of fish is these days, though chickens are always going cheap, I hear.

I hope this helps.

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Posted: 29 May 12 23:31
Write to the dear boy and remind him of the days in Hammersmith he will fall back and say it was a mistaken identity. It was a number 93 bus and the lady in question was a madam from Covent Garden.


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Posted: 30 May 12 15:30
I spoke to "Cod" about the slight problem and he promised to send Jesus down to split up the 5000 fish-bones amongst the muy pobre, that'll get rid of the rich buggar!

It's good news week!

BTW: Jesus has actually arrived; he looks at me from one of my bathroom tiles when I'm sitting on the bog / now that's really good news and true!

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Posted: 30 May 12 16:03
Good news! We are turning Jo's bathromm into a grotto. £5 to have a piss and a pray. £10 for a shit and a hail Mary.

Did you grout the tile in properly Jo?



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Posted: 30 May 12 16:05
Saddest news of the week; 95 year-old granny who go beaten up by a bunch of moronic thugs dies; my heart goes out to her relatives, very sad indeed.

Good news is, as far as I know; they've got the bastards!

Put em up against the wall, SCUM!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 31 May 12 17:05 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 31 May 12 17:08
Great news, just been out on my mountain bike in the forest, listened to the birds, the wind rushing by and enjoyed an hour without painful people (not my missus, she's lovely), it was great, now that really is good news!

Arm, I'm having it lifted out and framed, but those bastards from Lourdes or the Vatican are not getting their filthy mits on it, HE'S MINE, Jesus Christ he really is, praise the Lord and Johnny Cash!

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Posted: 31 May 12 18:36
It's good news week! I'm beginning to love this place again, keep it up girls and chaps.

Viagra is on it's way (now that's really good news!)

Loved Arm's mag thing, excellent, I've just peed my pot!

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Posted: 31 May 12 20:27
I beleve you brother! Good News! I am the first follower of the new founded "Church of the stolen W.C." Can I have a title, something loud like, "High Peas the holder of the bog roll"?

Thanks for the comments Jo.


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Posted: 31 May 12 22:49
My daughter got a library card!

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 1 Jun 12 11:15
Did she have to produce fourteen references, a passport, doctors medical certificate, bank statement, drivers license, proof of British citizenship, blood sample, or did she tell them she was an Albanian doing a language course.




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Posted: 1 Jun 12 13:29

Quote: armfeetandtoe

Did she have to produce fourteen references, a passport, doctors medical certificate, bank statement, drivers license, proof of British citizenship, blood sample, or did she tell them she was an Albanian doing a language course.




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Oddly yes. She did have to prove her British citizenship which was very strange for a child living in Texas.

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 1 Jun 12 14:52
Arm:

Lots of other people also do give a flush!

PoM



Quote: armfeetandtoe

I beleve you brother! Good News! I am the first follower of the new founded "Church of the stolen W.C." Can I have a title, something loud like, "High Peas the holder of the bog roll"?

Thanks for the comments Jo.


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There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 1 Jun 12 15:29
End of a great working week, I'm knackered, but it's Friday evening and just about to sit down and enjoy Ready Steady Go!

Is it Groundhog day or has my missus slipped me a dose of LSD?

Those were the days; Small Faces, The Who, Pretty Things, etc!

It's good news week!

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Posted: 1 Jun 12 16:38
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Just listening to this composer; excellent, it makes me feel good!

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Posted: 1 Jun 12 16:46
Ellis thats a long way for a child to travel, surely there is a closer library. Have you had a look in yellow pages?

Forgot you were on the other side of the pond. Please accept my apologies.


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Posted: 3 Jun 12 11:45
England 1 Belgium 0 that's good news (or is it?)

Hazard 32 million worth of Roman's bucks, should have given em to me; now that really would have been good news!

Obese teenage fatty orders 500 pizzas, good news for Domino!

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 12:00

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England 1 Belgium 0 that's good news (or is it?)

Hazard 32 million worth of Roman's bucks, should have given em to me; now that really would have been good news!

Obese teenage fatty orders 500 pizzas, good news for Domino!


Good news indeed - Roy Hodgson has predicted England success at Euro 2012 - according to a story in approvals

'How You Do Anything Is How You Do Everything'
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Posted: 3 Jun 12 18:33
Good news week!

The burning bush that Moses spoke to, has just been exstiguished by the London fire Brigade.


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Posted: 4 Jun 12 07:27
or the rain!

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Posted: 4 Jun 12 14:29
It's good news week or Bank holiday for you guys and girls; look out of the window; now where's my Ascot dicky bow and hat?

Rain, Rain, Rain!

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Posted: 4 Jun 12 15:18
Good news bank holiday!

My goldfish have learnt to swim!



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