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Posted: 23 May 12 19:38
EQ, lovely to have you here at last, that's always good news!!

My wife just plonked a glass of red wine under my nose.

It's good news week!

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Posted: 23 May 12 19:56
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Posted: 24 May 12 13:25
Polly Parrot comes from Polynesia too, that's good news.

We've got Polynesian weather here in Venlo so we are all going to do the knees up Polynesian style, half naked; poor spectators!

It's good news week!







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Posted: 24 May 12 17:36
It's great news week; Armfeetandtoe is back!! Superb!



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Posted: 24 May 12 17:42
Strange...he usually stays in the attic at this time of year.

Something must have changed.

I'm sure he was there this morning...

Regards

Skoob.

It surely is good news week! Shout it from the rooftops!

But not in a Rod Hull way...

Just sayin'

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Posted: 24 May 12 18:13
Skoob, glad you have found your way over here, even more great news!!

Good on you!

I think I'll pop a bottle of champers! More good news, now's where's my damn missus?

Shopping, where else!

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Posted: 24 May 12 18:23
It's good news week: listening to The Sex pistols on U tube thanks to QM and Skoob, terrific, I feel fucking good!

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Posted: 24 May 12 18:31
Says It all

I wish.

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Posted: 24 May 12 18:50
Kids these days don't know what they missedd, that's good news because then we can keep all this fantastic music for ourselves; little brats; SID VICIOUS IS ALIVE!

It's good news week!

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Posted: 24 May 12 18:56
I love the farm, all those lovely animals and piggies roaming free, my daughter love's piggies too and doggies, killer whales, cats, even ferrets; we need people like her to bring us all the good news and keep it all together, bless you all!


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Posted: 24 May 12 19:34 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 24 May 12 19:35
Good, isn't it?

Try this one for size,

Move On Up!

Love (Not in a gay way of course)

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Posted: 24 May 12 19:54
How Bizarre - OMC
Take the weather with you - Crowded House
Do it again - Steely Dan

How good a news week are those, man I need a glass of red!!

And the missus is back from Chopin, that's brilliant news because I love her so much!!!

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Posted: 24 May 12 19:59
Just rediscovered this one!

Praise de Lawd! It's good news week!

It's Good News Week!

Right on.

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Posted: 24 May 12 20:09
Story Of Me Life This...

Just rediscovered it!

It's good news week!

Oh yes!

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Posted: 24 May 12 20:14
You to me are everything (not you) the missus

Now that we found love / Third world!

Keep up the good news!

I'm off for a glass of Vin Rouge / goodnight


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Posted: 24 May 12 20:21
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Posted: 24 May 12 20:23
I have one more day until summer break!

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 24 May 12 20:32
Remembered this one!

It really is good news week!

Sugarpie Honeybun...You Know That I Love You!

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Posted: 24 May 12 20:39
It really is good news week!

Reminded me of this little gem...

My Little Gem

Classic!

It's good news week!

Yay!

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Posted: 24 May 12 21:39
What you find is that good news for you is generally bad news for some other poor bastard.

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Posted: 24 May 12 22:02
Yeah, but I'm not bitter.

I should be, but I'm not.

Just thank God every day of your life that you haven't had to walk in my shoes.

I know, I'm an idiot...carry on.

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Posted: 24 May 12 22:10
Good news! My application to join the Yorkshire ferret sniffers club has been approved. And I recieved my badge from the BBC Blue Peter Pornographic club!


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Posted: 25 May 12 07:28 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 25 May 12 07:31
Great news Arm, you are now qualified to put a ferret down your trousers, OUCH!

It's good news week!

PS: There are no Bitters here just pints of Stella Stars???

Keep it up, I did without viagra

Now that's really good news!

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Posted: 25 May 12 13:04

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Good news! My application to join the Yorkshire ferret sniffers club has been approved. And I recieved my badge from the BBC Blue Peter Pornographic club!


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx


That could explain why they're taking it off BBC1

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Posted: 25 May 12 14:03
It's my last day of school today!!!!!!!!!!

And as EQ suggested, someone's good day is someone elses bad day. So, for all those parents out there you'd rather your kid be at school that at home...I guess it's your bad day then!

I, however, am looking forward to having my daughter home with me during the days.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

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