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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 17 May 12 19:19
Know what I mean?




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Posted: 17 May 12 20:28
I must admit I have ironed socks.

In my defence, it was an accident.

It was inside the pillow case.

I hadn't meant to iron the pillow case, I thought it was one of the towels.

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Posted: 17 May 12 22:34 - Edited By: Ellis Ian Fields, 17 May 12 22:36
Fuck it... I keep signing in and this is still top...

It's 'people WHO' for crying out loud. 'WHO', not 'that'.

We try to encourage writing and what's at the top of the public forum? Acronyms or ungrammatical bollocks.

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Posted: 17 May 12 22:54
My pet hate:

"I should of thought"

As opposed to;

"I would have thought."

Grrrrrrr.....

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Posted: 17 May 12 22:58
Don't encourage me, Skoob...

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Posted: 17 May 12 23:11
Say it ain't so Joe!

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Posted: 17 May 12 23:16
I could of. I would of. I should of.

Hiya Phil

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Posted: 18 May 12 10:56
What's an iron?

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Posted: 18 May 12 11:41
I am a Cockney and proud of the way wot I speak so get off your high horse Ellis and go teach it to them people who what has never had lesson of English like what I have had.


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Posted: 18 May 12 14:48
Sorry, forgot kisses



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Posted: 18 May 12 14:49
What are underpants?

'How You Do Anything Is How You Do Everything'
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Posted: 18 May 12 16:13
I'm offering lessons in perfect German; Sieg Heil!


Quote: armfeetandtoe

I am a Cockney and proud of the way wot I speak so get off your high horse Ellis and go teach it to them people who what has never had lesson of English like what I have had.


Arm


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Posted: 18 May 12 17:24


So that's one guy flaunting illiteracy....

and another giving a Nazi salute..

Maybe we should start another new thread..

In Glorious Celebration of Ignorance..






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Posted: 18 May 12 17:36
Its okay RG....I don't have an iron either.

I have the iRon though....got it from Iain.

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Posted: 18 May 12 17:47
It is obvious here that some people have absolutely no sense of humour at all.

Bitte, bitte!

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Posted: 18 May 12 17:51
You have hit the nail on it's big head Jo.

Same old bollocks from the same old tired persona.


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Posted: 18 May 12 17:54 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 May 12 18:26
BTW, who has the right here to determine who is illiterate and who attempts to dictate to others how they should, spell, write, or anything else for that matter. That is acting like a NAZI!

You who feel you are so perfect should maybe start up your own "perfect website" and leave us "Untermenschen" to do what we enjoy, making idiots of ourselves (in your esteemed eyes).

Are you sure you didn't vote for Cameron? Yet another one who loves himself too much!

It was actually quite pleasant here for a few days, what a shame.

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Posted: 18 May 12 17:55
Read above or below my ARM!


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You have hit the nail on it's big head Jo.

Same old bollocks from the same old tired persona.


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Posted: 18 May 12 18:05



Jaggedone.....

Arm claimed and flaunted his own illiteracy with absolutely no help from me.

Whereas YOU Jaggedone, have accused Ellis of being a Nazi!

Right now, I hesitate to say anything further on his behalf..

but I'd suggest he won't be too happy..

Carry on..

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Posted: 18 May 12 18:24 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 May 12 18:35
So did you Amigo, accuse me, although it was just a piece of fun, and to be perfectly honest, I don't give a "Scheisse"!

The merry go round here just keeps on going eternally and it sometimes makes me so dizzy I feel like puking all over it!

When will it ever end?

PS: and I quote; "acting like a NAZI" / not being one. Please if you wish to keep up your "Blitz Kriege" please get your facts right!

CJ, believe me it is not my intention of constantly entering conflicts with your kind self, but sometimes you leave me and others here with no other choice.

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Posted: 18 May 12 18:45



Quote: Jaggedone

So did you Amigo, accuse me, although it was just a piece of fun


Jaggedone, I'd rather you didn't call me Amigo..Even in the name of your so-called 'fun'.. or otherwise.

This thread has got absolutely nothing to do with me. I simply intervened to defend my friend Ellis from being called a Nazi.

Although I cannot but help notice your sentiments ..

"It was actually quite pleasant here for a few days, what a shame."


I can only presume this means that you Jaggedone, want me OFF THE SPOOF..???

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Posted: 18 May 12 19:00
I respect every writer here, even you CJ. In fact I read your superb piece on another thread and couldn't give it anything but a mega 5.

I have no wish for anybody to leave here, although it seems that you have caused EQ to go underground for a while, but that's his decision, not mine.

As for defending your friend about his constant snide comments about other writers grammar and spelling imperfections, sorry, that is also way below the belt IMHO.

Nobody is perfect and those who pretend to be are obnoxious and bigots.

No CJ, you totally misunderstand my points of view and that is what they are, points of view.

BLA, BLA, BLA!

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Posted: 18 May 12 19:15
By the way Bundeswehr C.J. the joke is in the title. The ineptitude of people who press iron their smalls. Only an idiot with no sense of humour would miss the joke.

This place is about freedom of expression and humour plays a big part in the written word. I let the last insult lay where it belonged, in the gutter, I would not push your luck with me old chap. Now fuck off and get off my thread, you are not needed, not welcome and you are a bore.

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Posted: 18 May 12 19:18
Why is pointing out grammar/spelling errors acting like a Nazi? If anything the Nazis were anti-intellectual...

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Posted: 18 May 12 19:27
Because Ellis you beautifus person it was meant to read that way, INEPTITUDE! The joke, the whole thing being a joke, a laugh, a dig at ourselves. Would you stop a comiedian half way through a joke if their grammar was not up to scratch? And by the way, some of us are dyslexic, and try as we might, some words do come out wrong. Insults are best kept for those that deserve them.

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