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Posted: 15 May 12 15:58
But, mom, Juan says it is quite liberating to live on the beach.

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Posted: 15 May 12 18:57
Mommy, Billy Bob said he heard the news guy say there's been a 5 minute warning. Do you think I should let him f**k me?

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Posted: 15 May 12 19:51
"What do mean you only got one ounce!"




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Posted: 15 May 12 22:45
Can I borrow dads gun?

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 16 May 12 01:18
You know, the gangs really aren't that violent here.


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Posted: 16 May 12 13:43
They're only allowing me one phone call, so I gotta make this quick....

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Posted: 19 May 12 18:59
Hi dad,
Can you clear something up for us?
Is it beer before wine, wine before beer or liquor is quicker? Hurry, I have a bet on this one.



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Posted: 19 May 12 20:51
1. Do you have the number for the child support agency?

2. Oops.

3. Do we have any antibiotics. My tattoo has got infected.

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Posted: 19 May 12 23:10
I'm gonna need cabfare home...from Guatemala.

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Posted: 20 May 12 00:18
Dad remember that small scratch you put on the car...


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Posted: 20 May 12 00:18 - Edited By: Jean Le Fete, 20 May 12 00:19
Dad why does grandma smell funny?

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Posted: 20 May 12 00:51
Mom? How do you know if you're pregnant?

Please don't tell Dad....

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 20 May 12 01:06
Hey mom, shouldn't we have checked the State Department website for terrorist warnings FIRST?

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Posted: 20 May 12 01:45
Mom? Could you get me the number for the US Consulate here in Pakistan?

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 20 May 12 02:21

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Mom? Could you get me the number for the US Consulate here in Pakistan?


Good one Ellie!

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Posted: 20 May 12 02:22
Mom, I'm not sure, but I think Homeland Security just raised the threat level to red again...

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Posted: 20 May 12 04:00
Dad....Which Korea is the one you said not to travel to? What? The North one? Shit!

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Posted: 20 May 12 04:07
Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Ok, the good news is, the judge has agreed to provide a translator...

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Posted: 20 May 12 04:08

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Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Ok, the good news is, the judge has agreed to provide a translator...



Can't wait to see what the bad news is.....

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 20 May 12 16:11
The bad news is, the translator is the father of the girl I was with when we got arrested...


 
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