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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 13 May 12 22:45
I have been reading and listening to some of his stuff. Have a gander and tell me what you think.




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Posted: 14 May 12 03:42
He's from Leicester like wot I am.

Therefore he's a prophet.

Although he was only an average goalkeeper.

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Posted: 14 May 12 03:56
I understand he was sent to Coventry from school.

But they did start to speak to him again when he became famous for other stuff.

I think he means well, bless him.

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Posted: 14 May 12 06:59
I once saw him at Wembley dog track.
He was in profit that day.
Or am i confusing him with Neal Foulds?


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Posted: 14 May 12 09:13
Thank goodness you lot dont run the country! Ask a serious question and what happens? It gets turned on its head.


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Posted: 14 May 12 10:05
Total charlatan, con artist and fantasist.

Plenty more insults available on request.

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Posted: 14 May 12 10:10
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Thank goodness you lot dont run the country!
UNQUOTE

Instead we have David Cameron. Discuss.



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Posted: 14 May 12 12:15
As mad as a box of frogs and a decidedly average goalie I'm afraid.

Mind you they said the same thing about Pol Pot and not only was he as sane as the next man but a very useful and extremely agile keeper.

I'll never forget the day we had a game of 3 and in on a bit of wasteground in Phenom Penh and I let fly with an absolute screamer from 30 yards and he dived to his left like a panther before tipping it over the bar.

"Saved Potty!" I cried despite my disappointment.

Imagine my annoyance then when he had me dragged away by some stony faced henchman and then shot in the back of the head in a rice field.

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Posted: 14 May 12 12:23 - Edited By: Tommy Twinkle, 14 May 12 12:36

Quote: queen mudder

Total charlatan, con artist and fantasist.

Plenty more insults available on request.


One hopes so!

However, his 'Heads in the sand, knees on the ground' tells me he is not quite the 'fruit and nut case' some want him to be.

(What was that catchphrase of Billy Cotton......erm,)

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Posted: 14 May 12 12:37

Quote: Tommy Twinkle

One hopes so!

However, his 'Heads in the sand, knees on the ground' tells me he is not quite the 'fruit and nut case' some want him to be.


On a par with Kate Middleton in terms of daftness.

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Posted: 14 May 12 19:27
When I read some of his stuff and then listened to him he seemed to make sense. Then he started on about Lizard people living in the deserted coal mines of the United Kingdom and America.






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Posted: 14 May 12 23:55


Reptilians; Flying saucers(The State of UFO Disclosure - Press Conference. Mr Milton Torres sounds like no con artist to me); Ancient visitations (Pumapunku!); Ghosts ('The Enfield Poltergeist!')

I don't know what 'The Truth' is, but it is whatever it is. Bring it on! (Of course when Alice went down the rabbit hole she met The Mad Hatter, and they do say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread!)

Drink and be merry seems like a good idea as well!


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Posted: 15 May 12 00:04
Gentlemen and Lady:

If I may use one of your British expressions, he's a real "nutter!"

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