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Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 10 May 12 22:31
Dants... question... well, two really... is 'slavry' anything to do with slathering? And why are you apologising for it?

I ask as a student, of course.

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Posted: 10 May 12 22:47
Listen, you Roman burial ground in disguise, I have reported you to the Oxford Dictionary for pointing out they forgot to put the word "Spartanic" in thier book.


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Clive Danton
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Posted: 11 May 12 05:06
Laaaaaawd Jesus! You hush yo' foolish mouth now brudder Ellis! Ah swear if you done wake Massa Skoob's sweet white chillun up at the big house he gonna whup yo black ass fo' sho!

Ah do declare ah aint never heard a nigra a fussin' an a frettin' like dat since ole Massa Skoob done cut mah grits ration fo fallin' dead in the cotton field, lawks ah swear ah aint boy! Mmmmmmmmmmm Mmm!

"Ole man ribber, dat ole man ribber, he jus keep.......etc.



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Posted: 11 May 12 08:34
'Tell me about the rabbits George'.

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Posted: 11 May 12 09:44
Jesus! have a forginess on ma bruther Clive for he did not know dat he use your name in vain......Hell yes, he gonna get him some flames a lickin his behind a when he goes to have muskrat and hooch with dat old man nick.



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Clive Danton
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Posted: 5 Sep 12 19:50
This thread has so much going for it on the face of it. Ribald wit, fine spelling and punctuation, wonderful knockabout humour from my mate and quite literally partner in crime Mr Armandhammer-Savagely-Destructive-Acidic-Gum-Ointment. I laughed uproariously as I read each hilarious observation and rib tickling wog baiting aside.

I particularly laughed at Eliis' hair. I mean to say what sort of half-witted, beetle-browed tosspot has hair like that eh?

I say he deserves to be hung and hung high! *breathes heavily through flared nostrils*

Just leave it. Let it go...IT'S OVER!
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Posted: 5 Sep 12 22:43
*Out of breath*....Easy mate.....I heard you wos in ere an in need of a little back up...*Wheeze*......Who fukin wants it?....I will skin the flesh from their arse if they dare lay a finger on your grammar.......Bastards......*Cough*....
I've got an Oxford dic darn the sleeve of me crombie....
Fukin Irons.....Wot do they know abart satire?..........

There's me.....retired an all...an yu bring me back........I love ya bruvver.........

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Clive Danton
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Posted: 6 Sep 12 05:25
^^^^^^^^^^ heavily armed cyber bully with perfect teeth

Just leave it. Let it go...IT'S OVER!

 
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