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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 27 May 12 11:58
Comrades is strange happenings in hovel last night. There is knocking on door and someone is saying "Dont arrest me"

This morning, comrade Danton is missing He get arrest for brewing Beetroot beer and now we not see him again.
Who will sell his wife and children?


I have money can buy one leg of wife.

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Posted: 28 May 12 17:16

Glorious news Comrades.

Our leaders have just announced that our beloved motherland has won the Eurovision Song Contest with our song: We Stamp on the white slug of Capitalism sung by the massed choirs of the 476th Penal Battalion.

As a result everyone is going to get an extra days holiday sometime in 2017.

We advance up the slope of progress in our unstoppable heroic donkey carts.





And as the baby rabbit of hope emerges into the soft sunlight of happiness to be confronted with the double barrels of reality
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Posted: 31 May 12 15:58
Comrades, is strange thing today, I have recieve Donkey from comrade Churchski, he say I must push it up the hill for glorious Stalin forefathers to be so proud.
Has Churchski been drink the beetroot vodka? I like than him for getting power put back on in my hov


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Clive Danton
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Posted: 4 Jun 12 07:41
My Most Darlingest Comrades

Today is being dark day in heroic Apt #57 I am thinking. Yesterday Comrade Wife visit Comrade Mrs Armski's apartment for attending of Annski Summers Party for the buying of peek a boo crotchless overalls and the glorious Rampant Rabski machine which she tell me is for unblocking sink and taking stones from hooves of mighty Soviet horses.

She is drinking the beetroot vodka belonging to Comrade Armski at party and is now losing sight in both eyes so I'm having to join 5 mile queue for Optrexki at glorious socialist chemist.

Still no sign of Comrade Cat

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Posted: 4 Jun 12 13:05
Comrades of glorious Stalin fathers

Is strange happening this day, I see comrade Dantonski wife walking into lamp post, then crash she into bus stop. Mrs Dantonski only drink one flaggon of beetroot vodka at party of naughty underwearings, she still drunk! How this?

Must tell my wife not wear cat skin hat in public of village.


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Posted: 4 Jun 12 13:47 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 4 Jun 12 13:53

can't do Russian on here..

OK.. plan B..


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Posted: 4 Jun 12 13:49 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 4 Jun 12 13:52


Eh, temnota!

Ruka, Ruchka, Lapochka...

Esly khochesh proslavlyat neveghestvo, ostav Rusky yazyk v pokoe.

Graf Tolstoy v mogyle perevernetsa.

Carry on

CJ




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Posted: 4 Jun 12 14:38
KoMmRadz!!

StiLL NO SpanNeR.

I NoW haV tWo poTaTo FoR swoP!! Iz KapiTaliST BOGOFFsKi!

LeXEi wATch ImperIaLiST RuNNing BoRzoiS MeSs aBouT on RiVer TaMes YeSTerdaY on TV boX heRe in Si BeRiA. LoOk VeRRRy HoT in LoNDonsKi.

HoWevER diD thEy win KolD WaR?! ?

LeXEi
GuLAg BeRiA MassiF #101,
Si BeRiA


PSki. jeNNi BoND, eH?! PHWoWWWaRSKi!! Iz She siSTer of JaMeS?

PPSki. ToLStOy? ! KapitaLList LacKey!

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Posted: 4 Jun 12 15:16
Brother Pinxit,

You must share potato for benefit of peoples of village. There is old saying from time of Tzar.

"One man have potato make him richer than man with no potato for putting in pot".

I know, they say stupid thing.

Comrades! good news, electric power will be on all nig

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Posted: 6 Jun 12 04:57
My Most Darlingest Struggling Comrades.

Comrade Wife has now been restoring the eyesight after visit to Vision Expresski for pair of glorious bi-focals with real beetroot hide carrying case.

Tonight she will be making the lashings of heroic Swede Neapolitania with potato scrapings gruel for the afterwards I am thinking.

How the petit bourgeoisie and the bloated capitalist hyenas of the West must envy our bounty!

Apt bloc #57 now issued with own generator so the electricking problems of past will now be distant mem............

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 6 Jun 12 12:33
Comrades,

Our brother in struggle against imperialist dogs. Dantonski, has new generator it very noise but work very well, we have electric lig.......


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Posted: 8 Jun 12 08:42 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 8 Jun 12 09:13
My Most Beloved Struggling Proletariat Heroes

Is being the worrying times in the Dantonski glorious hovel today I am thinking. Yesterday I travel 20,000 miles across CCCP to collect radish ration from shop in St Nottingsberg and am calling in on good comrade and beetroot smuggler Comrade Inchski for cup of gruel and the borrowing of turnip mincing tool but when I arrive his house boarded up and heroic Red Guard standing sentry outside who is shooting me in face when I ask where beloved comrade is at.

I am fearing worst and will call in heroic Lubyanka Jail on my returnings.

Have bought St Nottingsberg cat for Comrade Wife.

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Posted: 8 Jun 12 10:01
KoMmRadz!!

LeXEi taKe TRaKToR aNd laST poTaTo to sHRiNe oV BLeSseD MaRgAReTski in PoTTeRsBArGrAd.

LeXEi pRaY FoR ReLeaS ov KoMMRaD INcHKoKski fRoM BLacK LuByAnKa!

KoMmRadz - "BaKwaRds aNd DoWNwaRdZ"!!

LeXEi
GuLAg BeRiA MassiF #101,
Si BeRiA



PSki: StiLL NO SpanNeR.

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Posted: 8 Jun 12 10:09
Greetings comrades in the land of Soviet enlightenment from your eternal friends at Chipping Campden CPGB.

News of comrade Inchski's misfortune has reached us denizens of the benighted so-called United Kingdom and we are seeking advice on how to help.

We shall hold a Free Comrade Inchski ceilidh next weekend and will forward funds raised to you. Comrade Snagg, the local butcher, has donated a plate of meat for a raffle! Very exciting.

Forward to the socialist dawn!

No-one speaks English and everything's broken.
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Posted: 8 Jun 12 15:20
Dear Comrades,

Is my attention has been made to the hovel for comrade Danski, he have new curtain in toilet corner. Where he get?! I think we must told we be.


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Posted: 9 Jun 12 23:29 - Edited By: Lynton, 10 Jun 12 00:01
No blooding good typewritinger it have russki keys missing

Inchcock he allrighting is. I meet at Nottingorov hospitalski. He tell tale of woeski - last hair on head falling out is when dripping water come through ceiling from forgotted bathski. Give him water on brainski and double pneumonaya. He go see famous komrad doktor Lyntonov who many medal and certificatskis on wall have. I tell he better go to pharmaski and queue two monthses for half aspirin kost less and do not feel manballs or ladytitty when only have headache.

On with the long march of the patriots of the Fatherland to - I forgetting am but on with it anyway and someone write tell me where it go. I think it Hellinhandkartski somewhere north of Podgorniy Novgorod?

Yours in Socialismus

Lt Komrade Konrad Konradski
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Posted: 21 Jun 12 12:44 - Edited By: Clive Danton, 21 Jun 12 12:55
My Most Darlingest Struggling Heroes Of Soviet Socialist Republics.

Is being very strange days in heroic local community centre I am thinking. Last Wednesday I am leaving Comrade Wife to get on with making of delicious boiled rat a l'orange gruel while I am paying visit to centre for chat with glorious comrades and for the traditional ritual drinking of the World War II tank cleaning agent when I notice one of regulars, ex KGB stool pigeon Comrade McManusov is being missing.

When I am asking glorious comrades where he is being they are beginning the laughing and shouting and telling me he shovelling salt in heroic Siberia for foreseeable future. Once more my dearest comrades the Motherland is seen to be taking good care of noble workers.

Still no sign of electricity genera..........

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Posted: 7 Sep 12 06:08
Beloved Most Darlingest Heroes Of The CCCP.

It is being the most wonderful times for glorious Motherland I am thinking. Last night on 25 mile trek back from cashing in cabbage water vouchers I am passing the house of Comrade Ellis only to see it has been bulldozed to ground by glorious Soviet earth moving equipment.

When I am asking heroic site foreman what is happening he tell me that our noble comrade and entire family have been imprisoned in beautiful Lubyanka prison hellhole until he is getting different haircut and stops the being of great big gayer.

Yet again comrades our fearless leaders have stood full square against badly coiffured jackals and crushed the blight of imperialist, insurgent bummers!!!

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