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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 6 May 12 19:55
What will be written on your stone?

Mine: "Please keep off the Arse"


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Clive Danton
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Posted: 6 May 12 22:13
I told you I was ill!

But it was just a mild bout of catatonia now for fuck's sake let me out!

If it was good enough for Ray Miland in The Premature Burial it's good enough for me surely you fuckers!

MmmmmmF........Mmmmmmmmf.......etc

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Posted: 6 May 12 22:53 - Edited By: Simon Saunders, 6 May 12 23:03
Mine will say.....

"I'm watching you."

or....

"I never liked you."

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Posted: 6 May 12 23:08
He Tried...

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Posted: 7 May 12 11:38
'I'm not in'.

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Posted: 7 May 12 14:36


It was only a joke.

I'm feeling better now...Honestly.

And as the baby rabbit of hope emerges into the soft sunlight of happiness to be confronted with the double barrels of reality
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Posted: 7 May 12 14:38
He never believed the Bee Gee's

Monkey nutter...
Tommy Twinkle
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Posted: 7 May 12 14:40
I should have ducked!

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Posted: 7 May 12 16:06

Was particularly challenged by "s" words.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 May 12 18:02
"Below lies a slathering mong. Walk on."

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Clive Danton
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Posted: 7 May 12 18:13

Quote: Chris McManus

Was particularly challenged by "s" words.



I would have thought "You Wont Find Me Here Again" would be far more apt in your case Chuckles

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Posted: 7 May 12 19:07
Dancing prohibited.

You want me as a moderator!
You need me as a moderator!!!
armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 8 May 12 14:42
"It was the drink, I got run over by a guiness lorry"











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