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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
What will be written on your stone?
Mine: "Please keep off the Arse" Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I told you I was ill!
But it was just a mild bout of catatonia now for fuck's sake let me out! If it was good enough for Ray Miland in The Premature Burial it's good enough for me surely you fuckers! MmmmmmF........Mmmmmmmmf.......etc |
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| THE SATIRIST'S SAFE HOUSE.....IT AINT HALF SSHITE MUM | |||
Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mine will say.....
"I'm watching you." or.... "I never liked you." |
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| Currently discussing possible legal action with his lawyer after not winning the writing compo | |||
Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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He Tried...
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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'I'm not in'.
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It was only a joke. I'm feeling better now...Honestly. |
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| And as the baby rabbit of hope emerges into the soft sunlight of happiness to be confronted with the double barrels of reality | |||
Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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He never believed the Bee Gee's
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| Monkey nutter... | |||
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Tommy Twinkle Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I should have ducked!
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Thelonius Writer Registered: 7 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Was particularly challenged by "s" words. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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"Below lies a slathering mong. Walk on."
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I would have thought "You Wont Find Me Here Again" would be far more apt in your case Chuckles  |
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| THE SATIRIST'S SAFE HOUSE.....IT AINT HALF SSHITE MUM | |||
Fergus McCarthy Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Dancing prohibited.
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| You want me as a moderator! You need me as a moderator!!! | |||
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
"It was the drink, I got run over by a guiness lorry"
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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