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Captain Beefheart - Bat Chain Puller

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Gawd blimey gel! Lovely job darlin'! We just 'ad a luvlee sing song raahnd the old joanna to some o' that! Gertcha.

Maria eh? Me and my bruv we got an Aunty Mary wot lives in Plaistow as it goes. Luvlee old gel so donchoo say nuffink abaaht 'er or you'll get a slap jew 'ear me?

Nah then. Get your shell likes raahnd some o' this you mugs. This is propah moosic this is. You can 'ear the kin words and evree fink.

Sweet as!

Sort your selves aaht!

Love

Sidney

x

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Quote: Maria Rios

He's a Tramp x

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No 'e aint carida. 'e's persona non grata is wot 'e is baby girl hahahaha.

Still you cant 'ave that sorta fing goin' on can yer. 'e was a kin wrong un and no error if you ask me love

Anyways here's one for dear old Sid gawd love 'im

Look out ole Clivey is back! x

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Quote: Maria Rios

James Brown - This is a mans world

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Not in this drum it aint Dollface. *lights pipe, spits on flatbed iron and presses pair of giant pants*

Now then gentlemen, learn the words to this beautiful little number by the mighty Temptations then belt it out in front of your pretty lady. I guarantee you'll actually be able to hear the elastic in her drawers snapping

Don't do the dancing though for fuck's sake or she'll have the law on yer!

My Girl x

For my generation, it would be this song....

In Your Eyes - Jeffrey Gains


Yeah, yeah, I know Peter Gabriel gets credit for the original, but I like this version so much better. I saw this guy in concert once. He couldn't afford to tour with his band (he opened for Tracy Chapman) but he owned that stage. He didn't need a band....he did his whole set with just a guitar.

Anyway....if I guy stood outside my door singing this song, I'd take him back.

Ellie

(unless he was a complete douchebag!)

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A Man With A Plan At Buck House Last Night - Take It Away Stevie!

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Proper singin:

Maria Callas

Renata Scotto

Here's some Don Giovanni

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Is it just me, but...

...there's a seductive whiff of Romany and naff soft-core porn whenever I visit this room?

("Naff": see "Taste", see "Grayson Perry on Channel 4")

Aawwwwwwww Factor 10

Now, must dash to the loo for a quick gypsy's...

Roy "No I'm Not Blind For The Umpteenth Time" Orbison - Crying

I bet you cant watch this without smiling wistfully as you remember the nightclub singer with the speech impediment in Only Fools And Horses can yers?

Unless of course you live in another country and have never seen it or you're too impoverished to be able to afford a tv set let alone sport out 130 sovs or whatever the robbing bastards charge us these days for a licence. In which case you'll wonder what the fuck I'm bunnying on about and will report me to the guvnor asking him to bin my account immediately.

Oh yes

For Gawd's Sake Man Up You Snivelling Wetch (sic)

This song is written and preformed by my best friend....

While I don't know if the song Chalk was written about me, it resonates deeply because it encompasses basically everything I've mentioned to him in a round a bout way over the past few months. So, because of that, it's my favorite song.

Check out the song Chalk.