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Ellie James
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Posted: 23 May 12 02:02
Regarding EQs post of Freddy and the Dreamers - I'm Telling You Now

I don't think humans were meant to dance like that. I wonder if those guys, while strumming their guitar were really thinking, "Oh....I look like a complete asshole, and these girls are screaming for me anyway."

Ellie

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Posted: 23 May 12 02:07
Bob Schneider - Come with me tonight

Another Austin musician who is amazing!

Come with me tonight

The Way Life is supposed to be


See why I want to move to Austin???

Ellie

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Posted: 23 May 12 17:24
Badfinger - Come And Get It.

i'm on fire tonight folks. well my stump is anyways

oh the irony!



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Posted: 23 May 12 18:00 - Edited By: Maria Rios, 10 Jun 12 04:51
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Posted: 23 May 12 18:08
There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 23 May 12 19:11
I was thinking of bringing Tiny Tim here myself, well done PM.

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Posted: 23 May 12 19:24
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Posted: 23 May 12 21:51
Thank you EQ.


Tom Lehrer (Daniel Radcliffe singing)

Some where I do have an old LP recording of Tom Lehrer actually singing his little ditties!

PoM

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Posted: 23 May 12 23:22
Thank you PoM!

I adore Tom Lehrer; supreme lyricist, satirist, genius, human bean.

Gorgeous evil

Cold war

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Posted: 25 May 12 00:27
I don't know about you, but I need a trip to Margaritaville

Jimmy Buffet


And, if you've never been to Key West....it's a great place. They celebrate the sunset every evening.

Ellie

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Posted: 25 May 12 02:32
There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 25 May 12 08:32
Santana - Black Magic Woman!

I leave you with this wonderfully evocative piece by the great man whose wailing guitar notes and the fevered despair of his lyric bring into sharp relief the power the female wields over the helpless and indeed hapless male as she weaves her magical web around his heart and mind.

The whole piece, I think anyway, is enhanced by the gyrations of the beautiful exotic dancer in the video whose body gyrates and sways rhythmically to the heavily sensual samba beat like a watch and gives the lie to the somewhat under dressed pop princesses of today who seem to be of the opinion that you have to show the audience all your important little lady bits to make a man's blood turn to molten lava.

Enjoy my friends and no slathering at the back there chaps!

Ai Caramba! etc

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Posted: 25 May 12 12:37
Well what did you expect?

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Posted: 25 May 12 15:40
Oudloud by Dispatch

I take my responsibility of introducing ya'll to new music seriously...

I heard this today while cleaning out my desk. It's really very good!

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Posted: 25 May 12 19:18
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Posted: 26 May 12 01:38
Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 26 May 12 21:58
Around and Around!

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Posted: 29 May 12 21:42
Howlin Wolf and Spoonful

Check out Hubert Sumlin's guitar.

Magnificent

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Posted: 30 May 12 03:50
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You're welcome...

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Posted: 31 May 12 13:16
Summers here... Some advice

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Posted: 1 Jun 12 02:42

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Summers here... Some advice



I needed to hear this. I had heard it a long time ago on the radio but needed the reminder.

Good thing I dance in my living room every day. And I guess I need to move to NYC at some point.

And, yes! Wear sunscreen!

Ellie

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Posted: 1 Jun 12 02:45 - Edited By: Ellie James, 1 Jun 12 02:48
The link I was going to put up won't work for some reason.

But, search for this on youtube:

Sugarfoot by Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears

Makes me dance every time I hear it.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

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