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Ellie:

As one gets older a Colonoscopy examination seems to become more frequent and less funny!

PoM

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Quote: Ellie James

PoM - That was a very catchy tune. Quite funny.

Ellie

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Believe me....I know. My uncle, who just turned 80, always says, "Growing older isn't for sissies."

Ellie

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This won the Golden Rose at Montreux in 1967

Hello, everybody. I'm new. Great website.
I believe I may have something to contribute to this community. I'm all about spoofs.

How about these 2 FAUX Obama Campaign ads for starters?

Obama 2012 Ad - ROCK STAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1GSfv7kS8

Sexy Obama 2012 ad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljg_I8GHSKg

This thread is back after its summer break.

For all the teachers out there...

Now then it's high time we cast all our past travails to the four winds and forgot about all these dozy mugs melting down all over the fucking gaff and had a bit of a chuckle methinks.

Agreed people?

Jolly good because if you hadn't I'd have had a good drink up and given you all a good cunting in the writer's discussion group!!!

Now this clip contains footage of the greatest comedy double act of all time set to a rather rock steady piece of music that although slightly incongruous is still as funny as fuck!

Enjoy or I'll pm the girlies like a big blubbering vagina!

Another Fine Mess

Unfortunately no Simon Cowells were harmed in the making of this clip.

That was funny......

Ellie

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Quote: radiogagger

This thread is back after its summer break.

For all the teachers out there...

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Daleks at home c/o Spike Milligan.

R'DOG

Genius

And now for something completely similar....

Turned Out Nice Again...

Clive:

That's good.

PoM

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Quote: Clive Danton

And now for something completely similar....

Turned Out Nice Again...

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I don't know how familiar you are with Spike's work over there in faraway Macademia PoM but he's a legend this side of the puddle and a comic genius par excellence.

He's one of those rare performers that can have you splitting your sides without him having uttered a word.

Check out some of his comedic gems on Youtube and you'll see what I mean. I particularly recommend The Irish Olympics

Star Wars geeks....

Enjoy! Makes me laugh every time I see it.

Snatch Wars

I bet you don't know what he means when he says he's going to "cut your jacobs off" though do yers eh???

Now then. Here's me and my mate Del doing a spot of racing commentary.

Not Safe For ANYTHING!

Clive -

That was funny.

And for the record, that would be balls, nuts, or the more medically correct, testicles.

Ellie

Congratulations Ellie you have passed the testicular test of terror with flying colours but have still failed to explain the puzzling conundrum "What does jacobs actually mean?"

No looking it up in The Dictionary Of Cockney Rhyming Slang or asking your Brit friends either!

I have tried to do it, but it will not work.

Can someone go on Youtube and get the "Mick Miller noddy" sketch.


Thank you.

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Noddy Through A Glass Darkly

That'll be half a century and a black man for me alligator.

Plus VAT!!

Thank you Clive, your a real China. I've got a cotchel of pigs ears to sling down your Gregory. I will leave them by the front door of your drum. (That should keep the Yanks guessing for a little while)


Cheers!


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ha....no...I can't do that. The only thing I can think of is Jacob's ladder. But I doubt that's it.

Ellie

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Quote: Clive Danton

Congratulations Ellie you have passed the testicular test of terror with flying colours but have still failed to explain the puzzling conundrum "What does jacobs actually mean?"

No looking it up in The Dictionary Of Cockney Rhyming Slang or asking your Brit friends either!

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Answer: It's bollocks.

Jacob's Crackers = Knackers.

Mind them on the rungs of Jacob's ladder.

Sorry chaps.

Skoob

^^^^^ The doyen of The Spoof, who's no longer at bay for the time being, in playful mood as he greedily clutches the £5.00 prize there.

You probably already know this my fiends (sp)? but my maternal grandfather Sid (Sid by name Sid by nature) spoke almost entirely in an almost indecipherable mish mash of cockney rhyming slang and the bewildering London "Back Slang"

Small wonder then that he never rose above the position of punkah wallah 1st class in the Hindu dept of the BBC World Service.

Still you don't like to grumble do yers?

Ellie,

Try and work out these ones;

Cock and Hen =

Lady Godiva =

North an South =

East an West =

Gregory Peck =

Fallen tree =

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I'm at a great disadvantage since I'm not British! But I'll try:


Try and work out these ones;

Cock and Hen = ten

Lady Godiva = she who shall not be named

North an South = mouth

East an West = vest

Gregory Peck = neck

Fallen tree = knee

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