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Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 25 Jun 12 15:55
Ellie:

As one gets older a Colonoscopy examination seems to become more frequent and less funny!

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PoM - That was a very catchy tune. Quite funny.

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Posted: 25 Jun 12 17:32
Believe me....I know. My uncle, who just turned 80, always says, "Growing older isn't for sissies."

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Posted: 25 Jun 12 19:57
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This won the Golden Rose at Montreux in 1967

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Posted: 26 Jun 12 15:25
Hello, everybody. I'm new. Great website.
I believe I may have something to contribute to this community. I'm all about spoofs.

How about these 2 FAUX Obama Campaign ads for starters?

Obama 2012 Ad - ROCK STAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR1GSfv7kS8

Sexy Obama 2012 ad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljg_I8GHSKg

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Posted: 10 Aug 12 00:14
This thread is back after its summer break.

For all the teachers out there...

'How You Do Anything Is How You Do Everything'
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Posted: 3 Oct 12 14:37
Now then it's high time we cast all our past travails to the four winds and forgot about all these dozy mugs melting down all over the fucking gaff and had a bit of a chuckle methinks.

Agreed people?

Jolly good because if you hadn't I'd have had a good drink up and given you all a good cunting in the writer's discussion group!!!

Now this clip contains footage of the greatest comedy double act of all time set to a rather rock steady piece of music that although slightly incongruous is still as funny as fuck!

Enjoy or I'll pm the girlies like a big blubbering vagina!

Another Fine Mess

Unfortunately no Simon Cowells were harmed in the making of this clip.

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Posted: 4 Oct 12 12:12
That was funny......

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Posted: 7 Nov 12 18:28
Daleks at home c/o Spike Milligan.

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Posted: 8 Nov 12 06:16
Genius

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Posted: 8 Nov 12 06:33
And now for something completely similar....

Turned Out Nice Again...



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Posted: 8 Nov 12 15:59
Clive:

That's good.

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And now for something completely similar....

Turned Out Nice Again...


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Posted: 8 Nov 12 17:43
I don't know how familiar you are with Spike's work over there in faraway Macademia PoM but he's a legend this side of the puddle and a comic genius par excellence.

He's one of those rare performers that can have you splitting your sides without him having uttered a word.

Check out some of his comedic gems on Youtube and you'll see what I mean. I particularly recommend The Irish Olympics

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Posted: 11 Nov 12 04:48
Star Wars geeks....

Enjoy! Makes me laugh every time I see it.

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Posted: 12 Nov 12 17:38
I bet you don't know what he means when he says he's going to "cut your jacobs off" though do yers eh???

Now then. Here's me and my mate Del doing a spot of racing commentary.

Not Safe For ANYTHING!

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Posted: 15 Nov 12 02:30
Clive -

That was funny.

And for the record, that would be balls, nuts, or the more medically correct, testicles.

Ellie

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Posted: 15 Nov 12 16:48
Congratulations Ellie you have passed the testicular test of terror with flying colours but have still failed to explain the puzzling conundrum "What does jacobs actually mean?"

No looking it up in The Dictionary Of Cockney Rhyming Slang or asking your Brit friends either!

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Posted: 15 Nov 12 20:10 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 15 Nov 12 20:12
I have tried to do it, but it will not work.

Can someone go on Youtube and get the "Mick Miller noddy" sketch.


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Posted: 15 Nov 12 20:49
Noddy Through A Glass Darkly

That'll be half a century and a black man for me alligator.

Plus VAT!!



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Posted: 15 Nov 12 21:28
Thank you Clive, your a real China. I've got a cotchel of pigs ears to sling down your Gregory. I will leave them by the front door of your drum. (That should keep the Yanks guessing for a little while)


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Posted: 16 Nov 12 03:26
Ha....no...I can't do that. The only thing I can think of is Jacob's ladder. But I doubt that's it.

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Congratulations Ellie you have passed the testicular test of terror with flying colours but have still failed to explain the puzzling conundrum "What does jacobs actually mean?"

No looking it up in The Dictionary Of Cockney Rhyming Slang or asking your Brit friends either!


Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 16 Nov 12 04:45
Answer: It's bollocks.

Jacob's Crackers = Knackers.

Mind them on the rungs of Jacob's ladder.

Sorry chaps.

Skoob

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Posted: 16 Nov 12 06:32
^^^^^ The doyen of The Spoof, who's no longer at bay for the time being, in playful mood as he greedily clutches the £5.00 prize there.

You probably already know this my fiends (sp)? but my maternal grandfather Sid (Sid by name Sid by nature) spoke almost entirely in an almost indecipherable mish mash of cockney rhyming slang and the bewildering London "Back Slang"

Small wonder then that he never rose above the position of punkah wallah 1st class in the Hindu dept of the BBC World Service.

Still you don't like to grumble do yers?

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Posted: 16 Nov 12 12:57
Ellie,

Try and work out these ones;

Cock and Hen =

Lady Godiva =

North an South =

East an West =

Gregory Peck =

Fallen tree =

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Posted: 17 Nov 12 00:09
I'm at a great disadvantage since I'm not British! But I'll try:


Try and work out these ones;

Cock and Hen = ten

Lady Godiva = she who shall not be named

North an South = mouth

East an West = vest

Gregory Peck = neck

Fallen tree = knee

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

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