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Tommy Twinkle
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Posted: 20 Apr 12 13:27 - Edited By: Tommy Twinkle, 20 Apr 12 15:56
A girl with a quadrupal fanny
Went out with a bilingual tranny
But tranny Phil told me
All four of 'em's mouldy
On Britain's long reigning old queen

She's been to the doctor's appointments
And she's tried all the expensive ointments
But they're now all inflamed
He says the old cah's in pain
And now they're all oozin' stuff green

The Duke says the bloody green mess is
Gettin' on to 'is wife's royal dresses
And he likes wearin' her clothes
But 'e aint wearin' those
The duke says they need t' be cleaned

The tranny duke says he's now very worried
Well he's wonderin' now what he has married
Her fannies aren't smellin' pissy
He says they smell more like fishy
And out from one last night popped out a bream!

There was an old harlot from Bedord
Who went to the local Esteddfod
But chaps who use pens
Tend to prefer men
So the old bag told them her name's Edward

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Posted: 20 Apr 12 19:44

Anyone still want these?

It's been fun...

But a lotta Spoofers like playing here..

Last thing we want is to overstay our welcome..


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