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queen mudder
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Location: london and nyc
Registered: 26 May 04

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 18:34
WTF 'dildo-enabled technology'??
Hose-down auditorium costs must be staggering...


http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/mar/09/4d-vibrating-seats-launched-uk-cinemas

Inchcock
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Location: Nottingham, England
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Posted: 9 Mar 12 19:06
What next, eh!

Mind you, we had them in 1958 at our local 'Grove' cinema.

But they were not by design.

Mainly due to the fleas, rusted off nuts & bolts, the over-excited foibles of the young couples, and when the London Express train belted passed over the bridge just outside the cinema.

Happy days!

Inchcock



Lynton
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Posted: 9 Mar 12 19:56
It'll make everything look like a 3D film without the glasses. All the girls will be perched on the arms.


 
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