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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 8 Mar 12 20:21
Don't do it.

You'll never hit the target if you keep ducking. Keep still and you've got half a chance.

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Posted: 8 Mar 12 21:38
I go grouse shooting.

Every time I miss, I grouse.

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Posted: 8 Mar 12 23:52
Pigeon shooting- coooooooool!

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 10:44
I witnessed the great duck shooting at Windsor.
Those Swans had better weapons, slaughter it was.



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Posted: 9 Mar 12 12:43
Crap shooting, that's where it's at.

I normally combine it with my grouse shooting.

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 13:45
Shooting sticks. Not much of a challenge.

Shooting stars. Much more fun.

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 13:55
Shooting the breeze.

Much more productive, not quite as noisy, and there's never much of bloody, feathery mess to clean up.

Shooting the breeze also encourages the consumption of alcohol during the sport, which Dick Cheney will tell you is a safer way to enjoy the company of your peers.



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Posted: 9 Mar 12 14:22
I recently tried to join a Shooting from the Hip club, but they told me I wasn't trendy enough.

I also tried shooting pains, but apparently this is illegal in towns with 'Chester' in them. Damn by-laws. They're worse than in-laws.

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 15:36
Shooting the rapids - bloody laxatives!

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 16:30
I was a natural when it came to shooting myself in the foot.

Unfortunately I had to give it up after having both my feet amputated.

Shame really, I was starting to enjoy it.

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 17:06
Duck shooting!

The last time I heard those words it was a warning from a passer by in St James Park just before I took a round to the chest from a deranged mallard.

I was of course killed instantly.

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 19:28
I had a 'Shooting brake' once, but it confused me.

Naturally I take the shooting pains I've had for years with a pinch of salt!

Am I still here?

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Posted: 9 Mar 12 19:51
Inch you are a shooting star!

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