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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't do it.
You'll never hit the target if you keep ducking. Keep still and you've got half a chance. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I go grouse shooting.
Every time I miss, I grouse. Iain |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Pigeon shooting- coooooooool!
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
I witnessed the great duck shooting at Windsor.
Those Swans had better weapons, slaughter it was. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Crap shooting, that's where it's at.
I normally combine it with my grouse shooting. Iain |
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pinxit Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shooting sticks. Not much of a challenge.
Shooting stars. Much more fun. |
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shooting the breeze.
Much more productive, not quite as noisy, and there's never much of bloody, feathery mess to clean up. Shooting the breeze also encourages the consumption of alcohol during the sport, which Dick Cheney will tell you is a safer way to enjoy the company of your peers. Iceland? Never spotted that before. We should chat about the Reykjavik Jazz festival sometime. PM |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I recently tried to join a Shooting from the Hip club, but they told me I wasn't trendy enough.
I also tried shooting pains, but apparently this is illegal in towns with 'Chester' in them. Damn by-laws. They're worse than in-laws. Iain |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Shooting the rapids - bloody laxatives!
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Simon Saunders Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was a natural when it came to shooting myself in the foot.
Unfortunately I had to give it up after having both my feet amputated. Shame really, I was starting to enjoy it. Simon |
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Clive Danton Writer Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Duck shooting!
The last time I heard those words it was a warning from a passer by in St James Park just before I took a round to the chest from a deranged mallard. I was of course killed instantly. |
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Inchcock Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I had a 'Shooting brake' once, but it confused me.
Naturally I take the shooting pains I've had for years with a pinch of salt! Am I still here? Inch |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Inch you are a shooting star!
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