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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
He's there you know.......I've seen him
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P.M. Wortham Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Always liked the cut of his literary jib, that one.
Painfully amicable bastard. The Birb. Enigma. Poet. Icon. Man. (plastic tumbler with golden Kilkenny raised in his honor) PM |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Birbee's a woman.. Me, Lynton and the dwarf Skoob met her at a bar in Waterloo.. She drinks pink ladies on the rocks with tequila.. other than that I can't give details of what happened later in room 68b of the Waldorf Motel in Bayswater.. Ask the medical team at UCL Hospital.. in strict confidence.. CJ |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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He's been taking pictures, lots of pictures - jolly good he is at it too. You can see them on Farcebook. Plus he's got a blog, which is very interesting and frequently hilarious, plus he might be moving to a different part of the country soon. Oh, and he's got a camel wot he nicked when he went to Egypt last year on his holidays, and he's been to Rome too. And he grew a whopping great moustache for that Movember thing.
Bloody hell...keep up! Slow cookers. Regards Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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nice try Skoob.. But I refer the house to the answer I gave some moments before.. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Ah, but is your statement 100% true?
No further questions melud. |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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are you questioning my propriety sir? Me! An honest maiden, all alone in the world with HIV positive twins and a dipstick idiot of a boss who pretends he once ran Bolivia.. You're a cad sir.. A cad and an evil bastard and a dwarf One question.. Are you a one-legged dwarf? Or a Portsmouth biped? Cum on Skoob.. Own up! |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Far from it, my learned friend.
I am a man of mystery. The Mystery Of Puddleby Cove - Featuring The Spiffing Six Be off with you! Vile curmudgeonly wench! Regards Skoob. |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
This monstrous monopedal midget perversion is perniciously pervading posts purposely. Together with Inchcock's perverted fetishistic fixated fantasies of fantastically freaky, fleecy, flocculent, fluffy, furry, fuzzy,female, hirsute heterosexual Huns this place is getting towards needing an 18y+ classification.
Keep up the good work lads! |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Do wot?
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
CJ and Danton's midget amputees - they get everywhere DISgusting! Pass the fly swatter please there's one on me curtains.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Right.
I'll keep me mincers peeled. Ta for the info. Regards Skoob. |
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birbee Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Hello folks, where you all been?
I have written hundreds of stories in the last XXXX months since you have been gone but there was no one to read them. Now you have all appeared again. Good to see you............. |
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birbee Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Oh, and by the way, I'd better be Featured Writer tomorrow or else you can all fuck off again.
Right, I'm off to photograph a fly I have been slowly suffocating for the last 11 hours............. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Good.
Carry on. Regards Skoob. |
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birbee Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's an amazing photo....
Ellie |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Nice one Birbs did you cool him down? - Is it a stacked image composite or do you have a frighteningly expensive macro with a good depth of field? Some stacked images of insects are impressive.
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is a stacked image???
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Roy Turse Writer Location: United Kindom Registered: 23 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Hey Birbee,
If you undo the lens off the front and shake your camera out, it'll just fly away. Then you can get back to taking proper Facebook pictures - high wide-angle shots of pairs of drunk people pretending to lick each other's faces. Lovely shot though - reminds me of a young Jeff Goldblum All the best Roy |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Birb! They told me you had been captured by the "Onlee Meee GooLee Tribe in Feltham! I sent a search party out to find you but the buggers got drunk at the first Nunnery they came to. Thank God you survived, can I have the money you pledged for my sponsored walk to SKOOBS garden shed?
Your better off here with us mate, its a lot safer. Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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birbee Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Lynton, it's a 9 shot stack.
Here's one that got into a National Magazine recently (only a small photo, but it is one of mine and it was a national mag!!!) Fireworks |
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birbee Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Ellie, a stacked image is when you take multiple photos of the same thing, but focusing on different points, and then combine (stack) them all together to make one image.
With macro photography, unless you have very expensive equipment (which I don't), then only a very small area of the subject is in focus (depth of field). Stacking allows the whole subject matter to be in focus.............. |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Fireworks picture is amazing! Very impressive....
And congrats on being in National Geographic. That was my dream in high school...to take pictures for National Geographic. Ellie |
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Charpa93 Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email Website
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You are gifted. Very nice photo. Charpa. |
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