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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 2 Feb 12 10:09 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 2 Feb 12 10:22
If you see this man do NOT approach him.

He is dangerous:-

Terrence Arthur Skuttle

escaped from HM prison Wormwood Scrubs yesterday

You have been warned

"Acton Furniture Pervert Fiddled With Shrubs" - Court Told


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Posted: 2 Feb 12 11:03
Looks like the perve got away again due to bad links

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 2 Feb 12 11:24


Mornin' Lynton..

That's Acton police for you..

bloody useless they are..

No wonder there's so much crime about..







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Posted: 3 Feb 12 18:38
I'm in Scotland. Criminals never want to come here. He's probably headed for the sunshine. Check Spain, etc.

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Posted: 3 Feb 12 23:07
Now you tell me! I met him in Sheperds Bush market, and he sold me a pine table with four chairs. When I got home, it turned out to be a pin cushion with four escaped prisoners hiding under it!

Bastard! Wait till I see him in Acton high street next week, he better give me a discount.


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