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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Jan 12 22:21
Going ballistic. Site freezing. What's going on?

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 Jan 12 22:26
Just seen that.

Looks Lady Sybilla's vampire diaries story has gone mental. Well done that lady!

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Posted: 17 Jan 12 22:29

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Going ballistic. Site freezing. What's going on?


Went 'site not available' for 5 minutes now back with 5,044!!! readers.


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Posted: 17 Jan 12 22:31
I don't think they're reading us, TT!

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Posted: 17 Jan 12 22:37

Quote: Erskin Quint

I don't think they're reading us, TT!


I just nabbed one of 'em - mustn't be greedy.

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Posted: 17 Jan 12 23:07
TT,

Perhaps it's because we are sending more stuff to Facebook and MySpace?

Then again perhaps not maybe?

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Posted: 17 Jan 12 23:23
Erskin, Mark is so poor, he has turned the heating off, thats why it is freezing. Lets have a whip round to pay the gas bill......Or, we could just have Mark whipped!

All those in favour say; "Nanoo Nanoo"


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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Jan 12 23:42
It's peaked now.

Safe to come out again.

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Posted: 18 Jan 12 00:01

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Erskin, Mark is so poor, he has turned the heating off, thats why it is freezing. Lets have a whip round to pay the gas bill......Or, we could just have Mark whipped!

All those in favour say; "Nanoo Nanoo"


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Then Mark would earn the title of 'The Markwhips of Spoofdom'?

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Posted: 18 Jan 12 09:59
You got it in one Inch! And I know I am right, because Mark is hiding under his desk, counting the sheckles.

I suppose, Mark will make us wear huge overcoats to keep warm, anyone got an anorak? the roofs leaking


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Posted: 18 Jan 12 16:45
Unusually it seems some of the visitors went to other items. In my case, yesterday the top two stories changed completely to one about the daily mail not reporting the non eruption of a supervolcano and another about Burns night both from way back.

Usually without fail the top two stories are either one about Selena Gomez and the other about the woman with the largest clitoris. Yesterday these were relegated to third and fourth positions. Katrina Kaif who attracts a regular few Indian teenage wankboys and the Cole woman went right down the popular list whereas they are normally third and fourth.

Odd that, but somewhat gratifying because they could have chosen stories to do with Twighlight.

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Posted: 18 Jan 12 19:14
It's going up again!

Help!

Iain

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Posted: 18 Jan 12 19:17


Calm down Iain..

It's only Dora Nobrev..




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Posted: 18 Jan 12 19:31

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It's going up again!

Help!

Iain


It's them blue pills what do it. I blame them, I do.

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