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Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 Dec 11 13:39 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 27 Dec 11 19:41
On Christmas day I along with 2 other piss-artists otherwise known as family members, emptied a bottle of ouzo and I didn't feel a thing.

Does that make me a:

A: Alcholic?
B: piss-artist?
C: Immune to the Greek problem?
D: 60 year-old with a weak bladder?
E: Too far gone?
F: Red Nose the Rudolph Reindeer?

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 16:53
It is good stuff. You probably should have had your own bottle.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 27 Dec 11 17:10
I thought ouzo was that blue one with the big nose out of the muppets.

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 17:22
Nah Skoob.

Ouzo was the name of the 5th Marx Brother.

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 17:40
Is it?

I always thought it was Bummo...

Oh bugger...I'm all confused again...

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 17:52
I bet you couldn't down a bottle of retsina.

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 18:01
Absinthe - that's the ticket.

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 18:12
I pulled a cracker over Christmas.

I got a 'social disease', but no motto or party hat. Is this normal?

That's the last time I buy poundshop ones...

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 19:39 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 27 Dec 11 19:40
I hope none of my honoured colleagues here suffered from a severe hang-over, it was bad enough watching Swansea v QPR, massive headache!



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