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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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On Christmas day I along with 2 other piss-artists otherwise known as family members, emptied a bottle of ouzo and I didn't feel a thing.
Does that make me a: A: Alcholic? B: piss-artist? C: Immune to the Greek problem? D: 60 year-old with a weak bladder? E: Too far gone? F: Red Nose the Rudolph Reindeer? Answers please to Jaggedone @ WWW.AA.Com |
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Aspartame Boy Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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It is good stuff. You probably should have had your own bottle.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I thought ouzo was that blue one with the big nose out of the muppets.
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pinxit Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nah Skoob.
Ouzo was the name of the 5th Marx Brother. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Is it?
I always thought it was Bummo... Oh bugger...I'm all confused again... In A Daze Time Skoob. |
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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I bet you couldn't down a bottle of retsina.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Absinthe - that's the ticket.
Regards Skoob. |
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pinxit Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I pulled a cracker over Christmas.
I got a 'social disease', but no motto or party hat. Is this normal? That's the last time I buy poundshop ones... |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I hope none of my honoured colleagues here suffered from a severe hang-over, it was bad enough watching Swansea v QPR, massive headache!
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