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Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Nov 11 20:59
I doubt that I'm completely alone in this, but the bottom line is that I'm owed a substantial amount of money, and owe out a fraction of what I'm owed.

The fuckwit who owes me money, does nothing, and gets away with it, whereas I'm being hounded, and the outcome all somehow appears to be in the person who owes me money's favour. If they'd pay me I'd be quids in. But they won't, and it seems there's not much I can do.

That's not fucking justice. It's so frustrating.

The bastard who owes me money hasn't shelled out a penny, and yet asked me to pay his legal fees, just in case he/she decides to reach a settlement.

He/she can fuck right off.

I'm sorry for venting a bit here, but it seems like if you're an idle bastard who does sweet fuck all, you have the full weight of the law on your side, but if you work, and pay taxes, you shell out literally thousands in legal bills and still get fuck all at the end of it.

Sorry...

I need a beer or something.

Kindest

Skoob.

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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 22 Nov 11 23:15
Skoob,

Sorry to hear of your problem. Sounds like same type of chap who is occupying Wall Street and other places here in USA. They believe that someone else should take care of their problems while they sit around and smoke dope and rag on the inequities of life.

Hope all turns out well for you.

Kindest regards,

Dr. B

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Ellie James
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Posted: 22 Nov 11 23:52
Sorry to hear that Skoob.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 23 Nov 11 01:31
Have you tried intimidation and violence yet?


A menacing stare?

How much money?

Why does he owe it to you?

Does he definitely have it to give?

Is there a commission on the collection?

What's your closest airport?

Does Ryan Air fly within a 100 mile of there?

Can we stay at your house?


............ How big is he?

Can he swim?

Can he fly?

Are there any pig farms near your house?

Does he have a dog and if so, what sort of dog is it?

" " " " " wife " " " " " " " " wife " " ?

Does he have any garden gnomes or water features in his garden?

Koi carp?

Coy carp?

Crap Kia?

What colour is his hair?

Is he bald?

Own teeth or someone elses?

False leg, arm or glass eye?

Any distinguishing disfigurements?


Is he a member of the Green Party?



C'mon Skoob!!!!!

We need more info.



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Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Nov 11 10:38
Skoob, a baseball bat would come in 'handy'

Monkey nutter...
Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 23 Nov 11 15:31

Quote: Jaggedone

Skoob, a baseball bat would come in 'handy'


As John Wayne said, "I'm not gona hit you. The hell I'm not.....POW!"

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Nov 11 16:07
Thanks all. I think I've just about got my angle sorted out, but it doesn't get me back what I'm owed. At least, not yet.

I'm bringing the heavy mob in. (No, not you Fergus, thanks all the same.) The boys in blue. You could say that I have certain...connections...

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The Skint One.

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Charpa93
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Posted: 23 Nov 11 16:51
Make sure they re-load their cannisters with pepper spray. Seems to be an effective weapon.


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Posted: 29 Nov 11 17:29
SKOOB, debt collecting used to be one of my handles.
If you want your money back, I can help.


Let me know mate



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