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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I fucked a bird in the underground. You can't get much lower than that. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I only fuck birds during an earthquake so they think the Earth moved just for them.
I also live in the most geographically stable country in the world. [insert sad faced smiley here - ed]. Iain |
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just learned that the US Congress passed a law stating pizza is a vegetable.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Never 'effed' a bird in me life. They 'eff' me. Honest. Okay, maybe not...But it does happen occasionally and when it does, it isn't a keyboard fantasy....unlike some I could mention but won't.
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Got crapped on once by a peacock.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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What colour are a peacock's eggs?
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The San Francisco Onion Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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They're sort of clear, but they show up better if you dye them.
Same goes for peacock sperm. |
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Rebel Not Taken Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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mornin peeps.i am shokked and disgustid.
RT if u all agre. lets get trendin..#HELMETS |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Today's Sunday innit? What am I doin up at this time?
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Zackly. Why bother with Sundays? Watching Rachel Allen cooking on the box. Knocks Nigella into a cocked hat. Must go to her cookery school...
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Rebel Not Taken Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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chillin in chiswick with a case of dom perignon and a jacuzzi full of juicy clunge before watching chelsea lose again..#ifcarlsbergdidsundays
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Just finished a spoof about Ashton Kutcher and Carol Vorderman in McDonald's in Dorking. Should be in appro. Hint.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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SFO - Son, I'm proud of you. No pulling the wool over your eyes with peacock egg questions. Well done lad! Meet you in the beer aisle at Asda. The drinks are on me! Dad.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Quandary. Chelsea v Liverpool. Who do I shout for?
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Sorted! Come on referee!
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Hate to say it, but Liverpool are looking really good this season. Dark horse title contenders? I wouldn't bet against it.
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Rebel Not Taken Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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"David Luiz looks like he's being controlled by a 10 year old with a PlayStation console" #greatquotefromgaryneville
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The San Francisco Onion Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Sorry, dad. Won't be able to make it. I nicked a bottle of cheap vodka Mrs. SFO was (hic) hiding in her coat pocket. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Got up, went to the toilet. went to bed, got up and went to the toilet again. Stayed up
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
They say kaolin and morphine is good for that - well the morphine anyway
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Good for keeping your shit together. So to speak.
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