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churchmouse
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 22:40

I fucked a bird in the underground.


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Posted: 19 Nov 11 23:35
I only fuck birds during an earthquake so they think the Earth moved just for them.

I also live in the most geographically stable country in the world. [insert sad faced smiley here - ed].

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 00:37
Just learned that the US Congress passed a law stating pizza is a vegetable.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 20 Nov 11 02:14
Never 'effed' a bird in me life. They 'eff' me. Honest. Okay, maybe not...But it does happen occasionally and when it does, it isn't a keyboard fantasy....unlike some I could mention but won't.

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 03:27
Got crapped on once by a peacock.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 20 Nov 11 03:40
What colour are a peacock's eggs?

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 06:16
They're sort of clear, but they show up better if you dye them.

Same goes for peacock sperm.

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 10:16
mornin peeps.i am shokked and disgustid.
RT if u all agre. lets get trendin..#HELMETS


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Posted: 20 Nov 11 11:02
Today's Sunday innit? What am I doin up at this time?

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 14:38
Zackly. Why bother with Sundays? Watching Rachel Allen cooking on the box. Knocks Nigella into a cocked hat. Must go to her cookery school...

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 14:51
chillin in chiswick with a case of dom perignon and a jacuzzi full of juicy clunge before watching chelsea lose again..#ifcarlsbergdidsundays

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 15:17
Just finished a spoof about Ashton Kutcher and Carol Vorderman in McDonald's in Dorking. Should be in appro. Hint.

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 15:19
SFO - Son, I'm proud of you. No pulling the wool over your eyes with peacock egg questions. Well done lad! Meet you in the beer aisle at Asda. The drinks are on me! Dad.

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 16:01
Quandary. Chelsea v Liverpool. Who do I shout for?

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 16:02
Sorted! Come on referee!

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 16:54
Hate to say it, but Liverpool are looking really good this season. Dark horse title contenders? I wouldn't bet against it.

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 17:12 - Edited By: Rebel Not Taken, 20 Nov 11 17:15
"David Luiz looks like he's being controlled by a 10 year old with a PlayStation console" #greatquotefromgaryneville

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 17:46

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SFO - Son, I'm proud of you. No pulling the wool over your eyes with peacock egg questions. Well done lad! Meet you in the beer aisle at Asda. The drinks are on me! Dad.

Sorry, dad. Won't be able to make it.

I nicked a bottle of cheap vodka Mrs. SFO was (hic) hiding in her coat pocket.

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 18:29
Got up, went to the toilet. went to bed, got up and went to the toilet again. Stayed up



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Posted: 20 Nov 11 19:01
They say kaolin and morphine is good for that - well the morphine anyway

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Posted: 20 Nov 11 19:49
Good for keeping your shit together. So to speak.

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