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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Let's play Twitter. List boring details of life in general in 140 characters.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Stayed up late. Had a couple of beers. Did a couple of crap Spoofs. Tired now.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Just had a big shit. Off to bed now.
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Ellis Ian Fields Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Been sitting, writing... saw Skoob online. Feet cold now. Should put something on feet.
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Katarina Frogpond2 Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Had a cup of tea with some coconut oil in it. Thought about tidying. Decided not to.
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Off to Guiseley for the toughest game of the season. Hope we win.
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Aubergine Underwood Writer Location: One Toke Over the Line Registered: 24 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Got wakened up at 4am by cat wanting to eat. Considered killing cat. Aubergine |
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Katarina Frogpond2 Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just had some really nice Heinz Vegetable soup for lunch. Special offer two for a pound. I shall be having some tomorrow too.
Is this boring enough? |
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Tommy Twinkle Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Heard what I thought was the postman walking up to front door. Heard something come through the letter-box. Went to see what it was. Found it was just a leaflet from a local Pizza take-away restaurant. I don't like pizzas.
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Katarina Frogpond2 Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
@Tommy Twinkle - Read your tweet about Pizza takeaway leaflet. I agree with your pizza dislike. Much prefer Indian Takeaway leaflets.
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Tommy Twinkle Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Found a use for it. Battery went dead on my oven so I switched on my electric fire, folded up the leaflet then used the electric fire to set the leaflet alight. With the flaming leaflet I then used it to light my oven. Can also confirm that running a finger burn under a tap of cold water does ease the pain a little.
Singed eyebrows look a bit strange though! |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm back. I wasn't here before but now I am. Going out soon.
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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I like Skoob's Twitter idea. Maybe it's the daft Spoofer's alternative to the intellektual acronym game.. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm banned from the acronym game. If not, then I should be.
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The San Francisco Onion Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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That's nonsense.
Who banned you? Nobody does that to me pop. Grrrrr!! SFO |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Thanks son. I'm gonna join the 'Occupy' movement. In half an hour I shall be occupying the beer aisle at Asda.
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm shredding paper.
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The San Francisco Onion Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'm gluing shredded paper back together.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Mrs Skoob fancies a Chinese takeaway. Chow Mein Special. I'll get a chicken shish from Ali Bullo's van.
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Still shredding paper. Took a break though to wash dishes.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Could be worse. You could be in the UK watching X-Factor...
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Could be worse. You could be in the UK watching X-Factor...
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Ellie James Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So, UK X-factor is worse than US X-factor? I'd rather watch all of Twilight.
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Got back from Guiseley. Mystified how they got a point and we didn't get all three.
Iain P.S. I'm not sure these are dull enough. Or untruthful enough. |
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Rebel Not Taken Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I fucked a fat bird in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels
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