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Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 08:24
Let's play Twitter. List boring details of life in general in 140 characters.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 08:25
Stayed up late. Had a couple of beers. Did a couple of crap Spoofs. Tired now.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 08:26
Just had a big shit. Off to bed now.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 08:56
Been sitting, writing... saw Skoob online. Feet cold now. Should put something on feet.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 10:32
Had a cup of tea with some coconut oil in it. Thought about tidying. Decided not to.


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Posted: 19 Nov 11 11:42
Off to Guiseley for the toughest game of the season. Hope we win.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 11:53


Got wakened up at 4am by cat wanting to eat. Considered killing cat.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 12:39
Just had some really nice Heinz Vegetable soup for lunch. Special offer two for a pound. I shall be having some tomorrow too.

Is this boring enough?

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 13:24
Heard what I thought was the postman walking up to front door. Heard something come through the letter-box. Went to see what it was. Found it was just a leaflet from a local Pizza take-away restaurant. I don't like pizzas.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 13:30
@Tommy Twinkle - Read your tweet about Pizza takeaway leaflet. I agree with your pizza dislike. Much prefer Indian Takeaway leaflets.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 16:24 - Edited By: Tommy Twinkle, 19 Nov 11 16:34
Found a use for it. Battery went dead on my oven so I switched on my electric fire, folded up the leaflet then used the electric fire to set the leaflet alight. With the flaming leaflet I then used it to light my oven. Can also confirm that running a finger burn under a tap of cold water does ease the pain a little.

Singed eyebrows look a bit strange though!

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 16:34
I'm back. I wasn't here before but now I am. Going out soon.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 18:29




I like Skoob's Twitter idea. Maybe it's the daft Spoofer's alternative to the intellektual acronym game..



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Posted: 19 Nov 11 18:52
I'm banned from the acronym game. If not, then I should be.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 18:55
That's nonsense.

Who banned you?

Nobody does that to me pop.

Grrrrr!!

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 18:58
Thanks son. I'm gonna join the 'Occupy' movement. In half an hour I shall be occupying the beer aisle at Asda.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 19:06
I'm shredding paper.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 19:16
I'm gluing shredded paper back together.

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 19:18
Mrs Skoob fancies a Chinese takeaway. Chow Mein Special. I'll get a chicken shish from Ali Bullo's van.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 19:28
Still shredding paper. Took a break though to wash dishes.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 19 Nov 11 21:13
Could be worse. You could be in the UK watching X-Factor...

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 21:13
Could be worse. You could be in the UK watching X-Factor...

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 21:30
So, UK X-factor is worse than US X-factor? I'd rather watch all of Twilight.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 21:51 - Edited By: IainB, 19 Nov 11 21:52
Got back from Guiseley. Mystified how they got a point and we didn't get all three.

Iain

P.S. I'm not sure these are dull enough. Or untruthful enough.

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 22:21
I fucked a fat bird in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels

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