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Posted: 5 Nov 11 13:32
If so what too

Q: Should Arm change his name?
Amfeettoesanddanglybits
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Posted: 5 Nov 11 13:46
For quite a lot of us perhaps 'Legless' would be appropriate!

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Posted: 5 Nov 11 14:59
None of the above. I think he should be Army Winehouse.

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Posted: 5 Nov 11 15:03




I called him Barmy Army the other day..

But only the odd cricket geek knew what it meant...






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Posted: 5 Nov 11 15:06
He'll do for me exactly as he is.

I have to say that, because he's up the loft stroking the fruit bats and the snow leopard.

At least he's quiet.

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Posted: 5 Nov 11 17:05
Good idea, a name change is as good as a vest. Or is that rest? Anyway, the Pope gave me the name, I was found in a basket in the vatican. His Pontifness said I was all arms and legs, so thats how I got my name.



SKOOB, the cat litter tray is a little bit small, the Snow Leopards arse is hanging over the edge. And, the Fruit Bats keep spitting pips out all over the place, can you have a word?


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Posted: 5 Nov 11 17:15
I'll send the wife up.

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Posted: 5 Nov 11 20:24
Cheers mate, hope Mrs Skoob dont slip on the dropping's could ruin a saturday night knees up!




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Posted: 7 Nov 11 16:09
Armanaleg seems appropriate

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Posted: 7 Nov 11 16:16
if he dresses well Armani might do.

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Posted: 7 Nov 11 16:22
But no way Aristotle with that arse hanging out.

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Posted: 7 Nov 11 17:53
Aristotle was a well know arse hanger out, as was Roland Bathes. They often get lambasted for it.


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Posted: 7 Nov 11 18:01
Brilliant Arm. Your new residency above King Skoob seems to have had a 'rub on' effect!

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Posted: 7 Nov 11 19:06
Yes, and the Snow Leopard likes a rub. The fruit Bats like a stroke, I much prefer a scrape.




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Posted: 8 Nov 11 15:31
You wouldn't think a Fench ex-goalie would know much about philosophy or literature


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Aristotle was a well know arse hanger out, as was Roland Bathes. They often get lambasted for it.


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Posted: 8 Nov 11 17:50
Too high-brow for me that one

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Posted: 9 Nov 11 19:06
Lynton's no stranger to French philosophers. Stranger THAN, maybe.


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You wouldn't think a Fench ex-goalie would know much about philosophy or literature


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Aristotle was a well know arse hanger out, as was Roland Bathes. They often get lambasted for it.


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Posted: 9 Nov 11 19:31
Barthez, oh you mean him, he's an arsehole too, speaking philosophically that is.

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