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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
If so what too
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Tommy Twinkle Writer Location: Essex UK Registered: 1 Jan 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
For quite a lot of us perhaps 'Legless' would be appropriate!
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Katarina Frogpond2 Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
None of the above. I think he should be Army Winehouse.
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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I called him Barmy Army the other day.. But only the odd cricket geek knew what it meant...  |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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He'll do for me exactly as he is.
I have to say that, because he's up the loft stroking the fruit bats and the snow leopard. At least he's quiet. Regards Shuttlecock. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Good idea, a name change is as good as a vest. Or is that rest? Anyway, the Pope gave me the name, I was found in a basket in the vatican. His Pontifness said I was all arms and legs, so thats how I got my name.
SKOOB, the cat litter tray is a little bit small, the Snow Leopards arse is hanging over the edge. And, the Fruit Bats keep spitting pips out all over the place, can you have a word? Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I'll send the wife up.
Regards Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Cheers mate, hope Mrs Skoob dont slip on the dropping's could ruin a saturday night knees up!
Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Armanaleg seems appropriate
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
if he dresses well Armani might do.
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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But no way Aristotle with that arse hanging out.
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Aristotle was a well know arse hanger out, as was Roland Bathes. They often get lambasted for it.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Brilliant Arm. Your new residency above King Skoob seems to have had a 'rub on' effect!
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
Yes, and the Snow Leopard likes a rub. The fruit Bats like a stroke, I much prefer a scrape.
Love as always Arm xxxxxxx |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
You wouldn't think a Fench ex-goalie would know much about philosophy or literature
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Too high-brow for me that one
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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lynton's no stranger to French philosophers. Stranger THAN, maybe.
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Barthez, oh you mean him, he's an arsehole too, speaking philosophically that is.
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