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But I'm finding it sooo funny.

Last night someone posted a picture of an iguana he found in his garden (he lives in the Carribean or in Malaysia or somewhere). And everyone admired it. He said. "This is what I found on my garden on Wednesday when I came home from work"

Then later on, he showed a big Casserole dish saying, "This is what I had for tea on Thursday" It looked remarkably iguana shaped.

Its a hippy type arts forum and everyone has gone mad. One girl said. "I'm leaving this forum because its turned really negative here. I never expected to be confronted with dead beings on my OU Forum."

I don't know why I'm finding it so funny.

Someone has just posted. "I've just made a vegetarian lasagne. "I grew the tomatoes, killed them, cooked them, photographed them".

I said "How could you? Don't you know that tomatoes scream when you pull them off the vine?"

I'm trying to recruit him. We need more people.

I've also PM'd the iguana man. He looks like one of us.

Savaloys scream after being in a micro wave oven for about 30 seconds. They taste nice though!

OK Angel Wings..

You asked for it..

Where's me quill?

I rescued a Nut Cutlet from Tesco once. Poor blighter was crying out for help. The dog ate him.



Your lovely Froggy



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

If we can't trust hippy types to behave on an OU forum what is the world coming to? Sounds like fun - more fun than my OU geology forum a few years back.

They're all lovely. I'm enjoying it. Geology sound lots of fun. They could have made an iguana out of igneous rock. Now the hippies would have died if they'd seen that.

Thank you Mr Arm, foot and toe. You're lovely too.

Looking forward to that story Colonel. I think you could do lots with an Iguana like that.

I think the OU man just casseroled his. Missed opportunity.

Rumours of my lasagne are greatly exaggerated

How weird to sign up on here and find people are talking about me! Especially in the context of 'Iguana-gate' which is taking place on the AA100 forums

Great Name, love the Compote bit.
Welcome to the Spoof, and yes, you are welcome to it!





Love as always



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good evening Andre Compote Spoonville. That iguana did not die in vain. We'll always remember him, here.

Everybody has to be really nice to Mr Spoonville because I found him. And I've seen a photo of that Lasagna. It looked special.

I like Lasagna, it's near Bologna isn't it?

I didn't know it was in the district of Iguana, though.

Iain

Hey, welcome to the Spoof!

Fantastic leaving speech Mr Spoonville. Their loss is our gain. I don't get what their problem was?

Welcome to The Spoof Andrè.

I understand that one of the fruit bats that shares Skoob's loft with Arm shares the same name as you.

Quite spooky when you think about it...

Or if you're pissed.

Where's the absinthe?

Makeths the heartth gwow fonder does absinthe

Whatto!

Really? There is someone else called Andre Compote-Spoonville?! I named myself after André Comte-Sponville who was a French Philosopher

Apologies for appearing and disappearing so rapidly. The OU war of words took a sinister turn as bored people who were clearly new to the internet took greater and greater offence at my refusal to shut up and be told.

Ah well, I'm here now, and 4-5 cracking stories waiting in the wings (on top of literally hundreds of poor ones).

Thank you for making me feel so welcome - absinthe you say? Well I am French...

Andre

Welcome. The fruit bat's a bit ticked that you nicked his name, but you can't have everything.

Kindest

Skoob.

Got to go - Arm wants his tea.

I've just had a message from the Iguana man in the carribean. Looks like he might be interested in joining us. Hurrah.

Is iguana join us? - great! The more the merrier!

I hope so. I got an email from him yesterday and I gave him our website address. He also posted a picture of a big spider one night. He had great things in his garden. The boring people on OU drove him away because they objected to the Iguana in the cooking pot, and I miss him. Mr Spoonville and Mr Iguana were the only fun ones on the site.

They sound like great fun KF. Round 'em up and turn 'em loose!

Regards

Skoob.