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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 3 Nov 11 00:08
I do, I really hate that.



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Posted: 3 Nov 11 00:28
Me too.

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 00:28
I bet I hate it more that you two.

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 00:37
What the hell you all on about, I hate it as much as I hate mayonaise!Q$%#^$^@Q! (And THAT is more than any of you do!)

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 05:08 - Edited By: Inchcock, 3 Nov 11 05:09
Arm:

I hate colposinquanonia.

'Estimating a woman's beauty based on her chest size'

I'm a leg man.

'Using the term Man very loosely'

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 08:36
I take comfort in the fact that there are much worse things - but I still hate it.

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 08:37
Oh come on... it's not that bad when think of some the stuff that goes on. It's a metter of perspective and proportion.

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 08:47
You want perspective Ellis? Go to an Escher exhibition then tell us what that means. Want proportion? Go see Picasso.

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Posted: 3 Nov 11 10:28
I hate arty farty's too!

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 3 Nov 11 15:34
I hate this to, more than I hate that.



I like what.




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Posted: 4 Nov 11 00:10
My wife's an oil painting.

Trouble is, it's a Picasso.

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Posted: 4 Nov 11 00:12
Sorry EQ - don't believe you.

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Ellie James
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Posted: 4 Nov 11 01:01
The movie store was out of Shaun of the Dead. And I really wanted to see it.

So, I #@$@$!!#@@ hate that!

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Posted: 4 Nov 11 01:08
Shaun Of The Dead is brilliant. Hot Fuzz is probably even better. Well worth a tiny slice of one's life.

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Posted: 4 Nov 11 01:54
Have not seen Hot Fuzz either. Shaun of the Dead was prescribed to me by David so I went on a quest to find it only to NOT find it.


Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 4 Nov 11 02:10
They've both been out on DVD for ages. You should be able to pick them up cheap on Amazon or similar. If I may suggest - try looking on You tube to see if there are any clips. One of the classics in Shaun is where they set about a fat zombie in the pub with cricket bats while Queen sing 'Don't Stop Me Now' on the juke box.

Priceless.

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Posted: 4 Nov 11 02:16
Just checked - it's on there. Sorry - meant pool cues, not cricket bats.

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(Search: Shaun Of The Dead - Queen - Don't Stop Me Now.)

Sorry but I'm crap with links.

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Posted: 4 Nov 11 02:38
Thanks Skoob.....that was hilarious! Yeah. I know they've been out for ages. I'm just late getting to the party.

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Posted: 4 Nov 11 10:08
And, I hate dogs that bark in Cantonese.




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