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Posted: 31 Oct 11 09:03 - Edited By: pinxit, 31 Oct 11 09:06
Trick or Treat?


(Those of a nervous disposition may wish to avail themselves of incontinence pads)

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 09:11
It's all a load of commercial US bollocks, sorry that's my honest opinion.

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 31 Oct 11 09:29
Agreed.

Along with Mothers'/Fathers' Day, Easter, Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve and Christmas.

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 09:56
totally agree Pinxit, Christmas should only be for little kiddies, a present or two. If I wan't to get pissed I don't need Christmas.

Easter is even more bullshit, Good Friday is a joke and all people do is visit furniture or TV shops.

Fuck em all, I'm off to the Outer Hebrides (if I could I would)

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 13:35
Sorry, but I do agree with Jag.


Still....Wooooohhhaaaaaaaaa!

Was that scary enough?

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 15:35

Quote: Jaggedone

It's all a load of commercial US bollocks, sorry that's my honest opinion.


It is....is really is! That said, I love Halloween. I love dressing up. I love passing out candy to the kids from "across the tracks" who don't have safe places to go to so they come to my neighborhood. It is my favorite. I love carving pumpkins and making them into bizarre forms of art. I love baking and eating pumpkin seeds. I love doing The Monster Mash.

I love Halloween.
Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 31 Oct 11 16:07
they used to burn them on the stake, the real ones I mean, Ellie, have fun / JO

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 16:08
Ellie, have a wonderful American Commercial holiday night.



Happy Halloween! Have a great night


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Posted: 31 Oct 11 20:13
My front doorbell has a tendency to get stuck - it then
goes ding dong ding dong ding dong continuously - and loudly.

Some kids just pushed the bell hoping to 'get a treat'.
Bell got stuck. They ran off scared thinking they'd busted me bell. Ha-Ha ... I'm starting to love Halloween!!!!!!

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 20:26 - Edited By: Nick Hobbs, 31 Oct 11 20:27
I've rigged my door bell up to the mains.

Got a right good pile of dead adults on me doorstep! Luckily the brats can't reach. Well, wouldn't wanna spoil their night would I? That'd be mean....

Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime!
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Posted: 31 Oct 11 20:29
Nick, you little devil

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