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Skoob1999
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Posted: 28 Oct 11 19:29
What it is right, is that I got some cans of beer on the way home from work today, and I put them in the fridge.

Trouble is, that one of them fell out and hit the kitchen floor pretty hard. I put it back in there, but now I've forgotten which one it was.

If I open the wrong one, it'll froth up and go mental.

What does one do?

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Posted: 28 Oct 11 19:33


Don't open the one with the dent in it.

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Posted: 28 Oct 11 19:38 - Edited By: pinxit, 28 Oct 11 19:39
Er, that's the basis of the great game from the '80's... one can of lager was secretly shaken vigorously and placed amongst a load of others, then the game participants came in and, one-by-one picked up a can, held it right up to their noses and pulled the ring...

The game was called 'Beer Hunter'.

Passed the time...

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Posted: 28 Oct 11 19:48
I tried Russian Roulette once, didn't like it though, I prefer Chinese Sweet and Sour Pork.

Eh?

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Posted: 28 Oct 11 20:16
So far, so good.

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Posted: 29 Oct 11 10:13
Get an umbrella!

Or, fake broken finger and get Mrs S to open tins.

No, dont, She will take my blanket away.


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Posted: 29 Oct 11 10:29
UPDATE:

Crisis over. Managed to avoid it, and it should be safe by now.

Boy, it was a long day yesterday. Dog tired I was. Finished off by watching a movie - Paranormal Activity 2. What a load of old bollocks. It involved an utterly obnoxious family, and quite frankly, I wanted them all to die horribly after about the first two minutes. The only decent character in the film was the family's pet dog.

Ho hum.

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Posted: 29 Oct 11 13:40

Quote: Skoob1999

UPDATE:

Crisis over. Managed to avoid it, and it should be safe by now.

Boy, it was a long day yesterday. Dog tired I was. Finished off by watching a movie - Paranormal Activity 2. What a load of old bollocks. It involved an utterly obnoxious family, and quite frankly, I wanted them all to die horribly after about the first two minutes. The only decent character in the film was the family's pet dog.

Ho hum.

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Scared the crap out of me! But I am sensetive.

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Posted: 30 Oct 11 21:16
The Germans have this thing called Dosenstechen.

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I wouldn't recommend doing it with a penknife though. They're crazy idiots. And a bunch of pussies. But anyway, the upshot is, shake it up, pierce it near the bottom, shove it in yer gob, then pull the ringpull and drink up.

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Posted: 30 Oct 11 21:22
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Stop it. You'll have people talking.

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PS - I tried that in Munich once and nearly choked.

Terrible business...

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Posted: 30 Oct 11 21:23
Proof those guys were pussies, here's some birds doing it more successfully.

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Posted: 30 Oct 11 21:34
Ha!

Every day's like that round our house.

Apart from the bikini clad blondes.

Mind you, being a bit limp wristed, it was a struggle raising a litre glass in the Hofbrauhaus.

But I got there in the end.

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