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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 24 Oct 11 23:49
The man in the iron Merc.

Black Booty.

War and Peas.

One flew over the cookers vest.

A man for all seasonings.

The postbox of nagasaki.


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Posted: 25 Oct 11 09:37
The prisoner's a bender



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Posted: 25 Oct 11 11:51
The Oily Bible
The Holy Bubble
The Holy Bobble

Hard Dimes
Hard Mimes
Hand Mimes

Animal Frame
Animal Arm ( or 'Army')

and, 'Coming Soon To A Cinema Near You' based on the book by Peter Benchley...,
(de-de-de-da...de-de-de-da!) I could do with a music sign on my keyboard!

JARS!!!

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Posted: 25 Oct 11 15:24

Quote: armfeetandtoe

War and Peas.

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I went to war every time I was told to eat peas. I personally love the title. I think someone (not me) should write a story called War and peas.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 16:01
A Sale Of Two Titties (probably about prostitution)

The Lunchbox Of Notre Dame

Fart From The Madding Crowd

Catch-23 (a sequel?)

Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime!
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 16:51
War of the Worlds 2 -The Invasion of Peas

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Posted: 25 Oct 11 16:58
Or Zombie Dawn of the Pea-pods

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Posted: 25 Oct 11 17:07
Lord of the Strings

Glad he ate her

Pass away

The Loway Code

A Tale of Two Titties

Black Bootie

To Mock a Killing Bird

Foldginger

Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 17:14

Quote: Nick Hobbs

The Lunchbox Of Notre Dame

Catch-23 (a sequel?)


The Lunchbox of Notre Dame - that's BRILLIANT!

And, Catch-20 could be the prequel.

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 17:16




E Skoob's Wise and Fall of the Woman Empire (AMERICAN EDITION)












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Posted: 25 Oct 11 17:51
Trail of poo shitties

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 18:11
You'll have to work out the authors for yourselves, because I can't be arsed.

The 333 Faces Of Eve

The DaBunkum Code

The Snigger In The Woodpile

Deliverance...

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Posted: 25 Oct 11 20:35
Fear And Loathing In Dorking

The Scratcher In The Rye

Charlotte's Website

Gnome With The Wind

The Celery Prophecy

Where The Wild Things Aren't

A Brief History Of Thyme

Done (think about that one..)

Satisfying the bloodlust of the masses in peacetime!
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 20:37
The Satanic Arses.

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Posted: 25 Oct 11 20:56
Codzilla
Ban Her


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Tommy Twinkle
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Posted: 25 Oct 11 22:22
The Working Revenue

A selection of made up funny nude reports originally published on The Poofs web site.

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Posted: 25 Oct 11 22:29
You are the water, that brings the river to life.
The light, in a manic darkness.
Friends, where none can be found.
Shelter, from the harm.
Love, that is given freely.
A day with hope, a night without pain.
Peace, that warms.
Sun, behind the clouds, a footbridge, back to the world.
Thank you, is such an inadequate, word.



I Love you all


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Posted: 26 Oct 11 14:50
The bridges of mutiny on the bounty
Tess of the Baskervilles
The hound of the d'Urbervilles
Zorba the geek
Mrs Minibar


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Posted: 31 Oct 11 20:10
The Bridge over the river Wye - Pierre Boulle (Bridge over the River Kwai)

The Bridge over the river Why - Pierre Boulle (Bridge over the River Kwai)

And There Were None Then - Agatha Christie (And then there were none)

To Baghdad they came - Agatha Christie (They came to Baghdad)

The ford sitt a Mystery - Agatha Christie (The Sittaford Mystery)

Merlin - Antony Beevor (Berlin)

Silly kids for Verse - Spike Milligan (Silly Verse for Kids)

Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit

 
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