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Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Oct 11 21:02
Only...I've only gone and lost me gerbil...

Please help.

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 23 Oct 11 21:19
You bastard! After all that Gerbil has done for you! I remember when you got it, I told it not to move in, but, as fukin usual, no one listens! Wait till Mrs S finds out, your for the fuckin chop mate! And, that means, I will be homeless! Still, we enjoy the park benches eh.



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Posted: 24 Oct 11 00:04
Probably dahn yer trahsis wiv yer ferritt

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Posted: 31 Oct 11 23:01
If you find it, let me know. I would like to mount the lttle bastard and show him who's boss. Before you jump to conclusions, you might recall I have a PhD. in Taxidermy.

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Posted: 1 Nov 11 11:39
His name's not Lemmiwinks is it?

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Nov 11 11:55
Nah, he was called Hector, after Kevin Hector, the former Derby County footballer.

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