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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Losing 6-1 at home to CITY!!!!
AAAarrrrrrrgggh!!!!! AAaaaarrrrrrgh!!!!! Graaaaarrrrrggggh! Skoob...aaaaaaarrrrrgh! BASTARDS!!! |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I left after 5. Blue day in Manchester for both sets of fans
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Oh shut up Skoob.. Go and change into yer best frock.. pour a large glass of beer.. do what I do.. Have a good old wank .. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I would, but I can't find the gerbil...
Bloody thing... Skoob  |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Your gerbil??? Hang on, it might be hiding up my arse. I'll have a quick look see.. Just as soon as I can drag me own head out of the way..  |
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Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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*snigger*
Sorry to hear of your loss Skoob. *chortle* No, really... *fnar* I am, honest... In honour of Kompany I have made his photo my avatar.. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Nice one Nick
Contrary to popular belief, I can take it on the chin. Sometimes even up the bum... Oo-er! Best Regards Skoob |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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That's the fighting spirit; Rome wasn't built in a day and it only took 94 minutes to destroy Man United's empire
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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We'll never die!
The Club I mean...not me... I'm half dead already. Regards Skoob. |
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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It's times like this when I like that I don't support United.
Or Altrincham. Iain |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I wish I was a fan of Accrington Stanley actually
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Tis a good job I am a masochist.
Football eh? Bloody hell! Regards Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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Oops, sorry guys.. Didn't realise this was a football thread.. Thought it was somewhere for poofs like me to reveal deeply repressed inner truths... Now you've gone and got me all embarrassed.. Ashamed..... I can't help being wot I am!! Come on United!! LOL |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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It's enough to drive one to drink!
See other thread. Come on the wife! Hurry up! I've an almighty thirst on here! Shuttlecock. (The Djinn version) |
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Aubergine Underwood Writer Location: One Toke Over the Line Registered: 24 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you Brits thought of following American football ... the real way football is supposed to be played.
I am watching the game between the Chicago Bears and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers which is being played at Wembly Stadium in London. Real men play football! |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Ah, but we're not real men. We're all gay.
We like wrestling and stuff. Up close and personal like. With gerbils and kittens. Anyway, Johnny Robinson got through the X-Factor tonight. He's a bit gay as well, apparently. So we're all following him. Hoping to turn him into a cult, so to speak. Anyway, nice to see you back here Aubergine, been a long time, and Aubergine sounds so much nicer than eggplant. What's the score by the way? Please don't say 6-1 Kindest Skoob. |
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Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Oops, looks to be a bad day to be a Glazer.
Their other team just lost to the Bears in London. Oh well, their money will no doubt be of some comfort as they take the helicopter back to the hotel. |
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Aubergine Underwood Writer Location: One Toke Over the Line Registered: 24 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Bears won the game. I'm a Bear fan.
The announcers were complaining that they went to visit Stonehenge only to find that it was closed. There's supposed to be talk that a football team might be located in London. The stadium looked to be filled and the crowd was enthusiastic. |
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Rebel Not Taken Writer Location: west london la la la Registered: 10 Sep 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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"I am watching the game between the Chicago Bears and the Tampax Buccaneers which is being played at Wembly Stadium in London"
a load of gay yanks wearing full body armour.. |
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Nick Hobbs Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Yeah, but Goose got a bowler hat out of it, so it's not all bad! A proper franchise over here would be excellent, but not sure how it'd work. A lot of to-ing and fro-ing for home and away games methinks.... |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Let's not go there eh Rebel?
It's an old discussion that's been done to death. Johnny Robinson got through on X-Factor! Rejoice! Regards The Gay Caballero |
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