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Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Oct 11 14:29
Losing 6-1 at home to CITY!!!!

AAAarrrrrrrgggh!!!!!

AAaaaarrrrrrgh!!!!!

Graaaaarrrrrggggh!

Skoob...aaaaaaarrrrrgh!

BASTARDS!!!

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 14:42
I left after 5. Blue day in Manchester for both sets of fans

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 14:42





Oh shut up Skoob..

Go and change into yer best frock..

pour a large glass of beer..

do what I do..

Have a good old wank ..





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Posted: 23 Oct 11 15:26
I would, but I can't find the gerbil...

Bloody thing...

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 15:29



Your gerbil???

Hang on, it might be hiding up my arse.

I'll have a quick look see..

Just as soon as I can drag me own head out of the way..








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Posted: 23 Oct 11 15:30 - Edited By: Nick Hobbs, 23 Oct 11 15:31
*snigger*

Sorry to hear of your loss Skoob.

*chortle*

No, really...

*fnar*

I am, honest...

In honour of Kompany I have made his photo my avatar..

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 15:36
Nice one Nick

Contrary to popular belief, I can take it on the chin.

Sometimes even up the bum...

Oo-er!

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 15:55
That's the fighting spirit; Rome wasn't built in a day and it only took 94 minutes to destroy Man United's empire

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 15:59
We'll never die!

The Club I mean...not me...

I'm half dead already.

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 16:29
It's times like this when I like that I don't support United.

Or Altrincham.

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 16:34
I wish I was a fan of Accrington Stanley actually

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 16:48
Tis a good job I am a masochist.

Football eh?

Bloody hell!

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 16:58


Oops, sorry guys..

Didn't realise this was a football thread..

Thought it was somewhere for poofs like me to reveal deeply repressed inner truths...

Now you've gone and got me all embarrassed..

Ashamed.....

I can't help being wot I am!!

Come on United!!

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 17:01
It's enough to drive one to drink!

See other thread.

Come on the wife! Hurry up! I've an almighty thirst on here!

Shuttlecock. (The Djinn version)

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:12
Have you Brits thought of following American football ... the real way football is supposed to be played.

I am watching the game between the Chicago Bears and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers which is being played at Wembly Stadium in London.

Real men play football!

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:22
Ah, but we're not real men. We're all gay.

We like wrestling and stuff. Up close and personal like. With gerbils and kittens.

Anyway, Johnny Robinson got through the X-Factor tonight.

He's a bit gay as well, apparently. So we're all following him. Hoping to turn him into a cult, so to speak.

Anyway, nice to see you back here Aubergine, been a long time, and Aubergine sounds so much nicer than eggplant.

What's the score by the way?

Please don't say 6-1

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:29
Oops, looks to be a bad day to be a Glazer.

Their other team just lost to the Bears in London.

Oh well, their money will no doubt be of some comfort as they take the helicopter back to the hotel.


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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:34
The Bears won the game. I'm a Bear fan.

The announcers were complaining that they went to visit Stonehenge only to find that it was closed.

There's supposed to be talk that a football team might be located in London. The stadium looked to be filled and the crowd was enthusiastic.



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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:37
"I am watching the game between the Chicago Bears and the Tampax Buccaneers which is being played at Wembly Stadium in London"

a load of gay yanks wearing full body armour..

Don't clap, just throw money.
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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:39

Quote: Aubergine Underwood

The announcers were complaining that they went to visit Stonehenge only to find that it was closed.



Yeah, but Goose got a bowler hat out of it, so it's not all bad!

A proper franchise over here would be excellent, but not sure how it'd work. A lot of to-ing and fro-ing for home and away games methinks....

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 20:40
Let's not go there eh Rebel?

It's an old discussion that's been done to death.

Johnny Robinson got through on X-Factor!

Rejoice!

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The Gay Caballero

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