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Posted: 19 Oct 11 20:38
it's the sarcophagous they carry you off in.**


**sarcophagi were rarely carried, but who gives a toss about that.

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Posted: 19 Oct 11 20:40





I don't suppose you've got any of that absinthe left have you?

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Posted: 19 Oct 11 20:44
I used to buy absinthe for my favourite prostitute, when I lived in wherever it was that I lived in in those days.

It kept her prices down (if you exclude the cost of the absinthe).

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.



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Posted: 19 Oct 11 20:53


The French gov has actually re-licenced the stuff despite it's history of sending people mad or making them blind.

Don't believe me.

Alcohol content of drinks:

Beer 5%
Wine 12%
Gin 37%
Whiskey 40%
Pastice 45%
Absinthe 85%

Sorry, not very funny I realise, but it's one of the few facts that I know and I wanted to look like a smart-arse before getting blind drunk.

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Posted: 19 Oct 11 22:51
I believe you.

I didn't know pasties were so lethal though.

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Posted: 20 Oct 11 06:35

Quote: Erskin Quint

it's the sarcophagous they carry you off in.**


**sarcophagi were rarely carried, but who gives a toss about that.



Sarcophagus, anagrammed 'As rasp Cough', might be the start of pneumonia?

Then Churchmouse and I can get 'stoned again' as the **sarcophagi carries us away?

Sorry

(I think it's time I gave up trying to be witty, and concentrated on more morbid things?)

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Posted: 20 Oct 11 19:25
Love drinking wormwood, especially for Halloween! Wormwood makes great coffins too; the smell is real nice!

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Posted: 20 Oct 11 23:14
My mates in the Cosa Nostra used to drink it. Or was it my mates in the Costa Coffee?








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Posted: 21 Oct 11 13:58
Ask Van Gogh, he knows all about it

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Posted: 23 Oct 11 10:01
Apparently it's made by Absynthesis

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