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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
it's the sarcophagous they carry you off in.**
**sarcophagi were rarely carried, but who gives a toss about that. |
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't suppose you've got any of that absinthe left have you? |
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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I used to buy absinthe for my favourite prostitute, when I lived in wherever it was that I lived in in those days.
It kept her prices down (if you exclude the cost of the absinthe). Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. |
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The French gov has actually re-licenced the stuff despite it's history of sending people mad or making them blind. Don't believe me. Alcohol content of drinks: Beer 5% Wine 12% Gin 37% Whiskey 40% Pastice 45% Absinthe 85% Sorry, not very funny I realise, but it's one of the few facts that I know and I wanted to look like a smart-arse before getting blind drunk. |
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Erskin Quint Writer Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I believe you.
I didn't know pasties were so lethal though. |
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Inchcock Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Sarcophagus, anagrammed 'As rasp Cough', might be the start of pneumonia? Then Churchmouse and I can get 'stoned again' as the **sarcophagi carries us away? Sorry (I think it's time I gave up trying to be witty, and concentrated on more morbid things?) Inchcock |
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Hydrogen Balloon Writer Location: The Sombrero Galaxy Registered: 19 Mar 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Love drinking wormwood, especially for Halloween! Wormwood makes great coffins too; the smell is real nice!
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armfeetandtoe Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Email |
My mates in the Cosa Nostra used to drink it. Or was it my mates in the Costa Coffee?
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Ask Van Gogh, he knows all about it
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Apparently it's made by Absynthesis
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