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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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You're watching a repeat of Terry And June on UK Gold, and you start thinking that June Whitfield wasn't that bad looking really....
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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.... you slide into bed with June Whitfield.. shut yer eyes tight.. and think of Anna Ford... |
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pinxit Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
< Luvvy mode: ON >
Fab lady Mrs W - as is her vivacious and smart daughter Suzy Aitchison. < Luvvy mode: OFF > |
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Colonel Juan El quien ose, sátirisa Location: C/O Juanita Juan Registered: 24 Aug 09 Forum Profile Website
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.. you slide into bed with Suzy Aitchison.. shut yer eyes tight.. and think of June Whitfield.. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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You need a nap after a day's work...
Doesn't everybody think of June Whitfield...? Skoob |
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Dr. Billingsgate Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When you receive a notice from your high-school class of an up-coming reunion posthumously.
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Everything you get is addressed to 'the deceased'
Or was that 'diseased?' Laters Skoob. |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
You look in the mirror and see your mum or dad staring back at you
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churchmouse Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah June Whitfield! She had one of the best lines ever written in British cinema (not that that's saying much) "We will squat upon this erection to man's so-called superiority!" - Carry on Girls 1973 It sounds much funnier after half a dozen cans of beer. |
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Skoob1999 Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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Jayne Mansfield...
She was as bad. Until she got decaffeinated...like that Anne Berlin... Sylvia Syms was cool though...specially in Ice Cold In Alex. Little Skoob used to have a thing for her... Regards Skoob. |
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pinxit Writer Registered: 24 Aug 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
< snork > Ah, yesss! The Mayoress of 'Fircombe'. Great stuff. She was also brill in 'Carry on Abroad'...(Vic Flange is the immortal Sidney J) Evelyn Blunt: Not for me thank you. Vic Flange: Oh. Don't drink? Evelyn Blunt: No, I tried it once and didn't like it. Vic Flange: Smoke? Evelyn Blunt: I tried it once and didn't like it. Vic Flange: Strange. Evelyn Blunt: Not at all, my daughter is just the same. Vic Flange: Your only child, I presume... Yah, hah, hah... |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
You mean little skoob had an even littler thing for her - just repeating the rumour
I'll get me coat |
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
You really are getting old when your adolescent pin-ups start appearing on the front of SAGA magazine
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Jaggedone Warning: Sharp edges Location: Back under the bridge! Registered: 8 Apr 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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I haven't used viagra yet does this mean I'm still young?
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IainB Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile Website
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...You have more hair on your toes than on your head....
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Lynton Writer Location: Paris Registered: 14 Oct 09 Forum Profile |
Your nose finally reaches puberty and sprouts hair
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