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Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Sep 11 16:30
You're watching a repeat of Terry And June on UK Gold, and you start thinking that June Whitfield wasn't that bad looking really....

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 17:08


.... you slide into bed with June Whitfield..

shut yer eyes tight..

and think of Anna Ford...





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Posted: 2 Sep 11 17:22
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Fab lady Mrs W - as is her vivacious and smart daughter Suzy Aitchison.

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 17:31





.. you slide into bed with Suzy Aitchison..

shut yer eyes tight..

and think of June Whitfield..





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Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Sep 11 18:11
You need a nap after a day's work...

Doesn't everybody think of June Whitfield...?

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 18:18
When you receive a notice from your high-school class of an up-coming reunion posthumously.

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Sep 11 18:24
Everything you get is addressed to 'the deceased'

Or was that 'diseased?'

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 18:41
You look in the mirror and see your mum or dad staring back at you

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 20:57

Quote: Skoob1999

You need a nap after a day's work...

Doesn't everybody think of June Whitfield...?

Skoob



Ah June Whitfield!

She had one of the best lines ever written in British cinema (not that that's saying much)

"We will squat upon this erection to man's so-called superiority!" - Carry on Girls 1973

It sounds much funnier after half a dozen cans of beer.

And as the baby rabbit of hope emerges into the soft sunlight of happiness to be confronted with the double barrels of reality
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Posted: 2 Sep 11 21:14 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 2 Sep 11 21:19
Jayne Mansfield...

She was as bad.

Until she got decaffeinated...like that Anne Berlin...

Sylvia Syms was cool though...specially in Ice Cold In Alex. Little Skoob used to have a thing for her...

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 22:21

Quote: churchmouse

"We will squat upon this erection to man's so-called superiority!" - Carry on Girls 1973


< snork > Ah, yesss! The Mayoress of 'Fircombe'. Great stuff. She was also brill in 'Carry on Abroad'...(Vic Flange is the immortal Sidney J)

Evelyn Blunt: Not for me thank you.
Vic Flange: Oh. Don't drink?
Evelyn Blunt: No, I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Smoke?
Evelyn Blunt: I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange: Strange.
Evelyn Blunt: Not at all, my daughter is just the same.
Vic Flange: Your only child, I presume...

Yah, hah, hah...

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 22:21
You mean little skoob had an even littler thing for her - just repeating the rumour

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Posted: 2 Sep 11 22:51
You really are getting old when your adolescent pin-ups start appearing on the front of SAGA magazine

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Posted: 4 Sep 11 16:13
I haven't used viagra yet does this mean I'm still young?

Monkey nutter...
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Posted: 5 Sep 11 08:30
...You have more hair on your toes than on your head....

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Posted: 5 Sep 11 10:59
Your nose finally reaches puberty and sprouts hair

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