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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 27 Jul 11 23:25
Someone had to say it!





Arm xxx

You aint seen me.....right
Mark
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Mark

Location: Lancaster, England
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Posted: 28 Jul 11 09:25
DRINK!

I didn't say it.

Spoofing all over the world
Erskin Quint
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Erskin Quint

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Posted: 28 Jul 11 19:45
Feck!

SERIOUS ABOUT DRIVEL
Ellie James
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Ellie James

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Posted: 28 Jul 11 21:07
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There. That's out. That's been my day!

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Skoob1999
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Posted: 28 Jul 11 22:34
I saw him!

He was there...

Then he went...

ARSE!

Regards

Skoob.



RIP
Mark
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Mark

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Posted: 29 Jul 11 06:14
That would be an ecumenical matter.

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Posted: 29 Jul 11 07:41
don't tell me I'm still on that fecking island!

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car.'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
Ellie James
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Ellie James

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Posted: 12 Sep 11 16:16
To the lady who rear ended me....the lady with no insurance. BITCH! Are you blind? Did you not see the Entire street was at a stand still?

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Tommy Twinkle
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Posted: 12 Sep 11 17:04
Ellie. If you feel any problems from 'whiplash' following that car accident get it looked at. Same thing happened to me and has caused me recurrent pain for thirty years! Seriously.

Ellie James
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Posted: 12 Sep 11 17:22
Thanks Tommy! I am in pain actually and had it looked at today. I was fine Saturday but yesterday was in complete pain. Today is slightly better but I took the day off to watch Birbee's spoon murderer video countless times (it's the only thing that can make me laugh while being in so much pain!) , and to let the muscle relaxers kick in. I do have a chiropractor who I trust so she'll be getting a phone call in a few days if things don't feel better.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 12 Sep 11 17:39
Feckless!

There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!

 
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