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Posted: 24 Jul 11 13:21 - Edited By: Les Being, 24 Jul 11 15:33
The south is better. The Queen could live anywhere she wants but she chose the south. Can't imagine Buckingham Palace in Manchester. All they do up north is keep whippets and racing pigeons.

I did hear a story about a northerner who lost his wife. He asked the stone mason to put on her headstone; "Lord she were thine". When he went to have a look at the grave he was upset to notice that the stone said; "Lord she were thin". He told the stone mason that he had missed an "e"off the inscription. The mason apologised and said he would put it right.

The man returned to the grave the next day to see the amended stone. This time is read; "Lord, e she were thin"

Please send all hate mail to Les Being, Box 56, the beautiful South.

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 13:47
Les,

Me and you are gonna fall out.

Luv you really.

But not in a gay way.

Estuary boy.

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 16:57 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 24 Jul 11 16:58
I think I may have hired that fellow Les to reset my pavers.

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 18:07
Get him to stretch your fish.

The cook.

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 19:01
Skoob, the bene 'n' hots are on me.
Come on North!

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car.'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
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Posted: 24 Jul 11 19:06
Ah Doctor...

How I wish I could.

Red in exile.

Skoob.

(I'd love the riverbank in York right now, and the Robin Hood pub with the complimentary roast chicken...ah...happy days.)

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 20:32
I lived up North once, Chorley New Road in Bolton. I lived in Blackpool too. Has it changed much in forty years?

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 20:58
Ecoutez Les
you do live up North
Essex is North of London
You might not eat faggots and keep ferrets up your round the houses
but you are half way to being(npi)a miserable northern git

Don't clap, just throw money.
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Posted: 24 Jul 11 21:02

Quote: Les Being

I lived up North once, Chorley New Road in Bolton. I lived in Blackpool too. Has it changed much in forty years?


Depends. Golf course or cemetery end?

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 21:15

Quote: Rebel Not Taken

Ecoutez Les
you do live up North
Essex is North of London

Some parts of Essex are further South than central London. They have maps now, put your whippet down and have a look.

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 21:19

Quote: Dr Jon

Depends. Golf course or cemetery end?


Opposite the park with the big greenhouse. 112a as I recall.





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Posted: 24 Jul 11 21:24

Quote: Les Being


Quote: Dr Jon

Depends. Golf course or cemetery end?


Opposite the park with the big greenhouse. 112a as I recall.


I think it's offices now. Park is still there.

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Posted: 24 Jul 11 21:33

Quote: Dr Jon

I think it's offices now. Park is still there.



Shame, I used to love walking around the greenhouse on a summer's day. Then walk down the road for a pint of Bullseye and a bag of chips (with gravy on). Oh well, happy days back in 77




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Posted: 24 Jul 11 22:19
Cockneys...

I dunno John.

ICF - Old Trafford 1984...

Ask 'em.

Puffs.

Skoob

Stretford Paddock.

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Posted: 25 Jul 11 02:24
So, then, if I apply for the Fulbright Teacher Exchange and teach in the UK for a year, then I should hope for the south??



Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 25 Jul 11 04:23
Ellie

By all means do so.

But go North.

Meet real people.

Like wot I is.

The edumacated ones.

Kindest

Skoob.

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Posted: 25 Jul 11 05:33

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So, then, if I apply for the Fulbright Teacher Exchange and teach in the UK for a year, then I should hope for the south??


Depends. Tell us where you teach now, and we could suggest the nearest 'match' in Britain.



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Posted: 25 Jul 11 07:12
You see Doctor,
I live in a fairly large metropolitan area...but with cows. Seriously! They call my town Cowtown. However my whole desire in wanting to apply is to do something completely different.


Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 25 Jul 11 07:31
mm. Hereford would be our equivalent. That's both South and completely different to Fort Worth.

To be fair, I don't think you're going to have trouble doing "different to Fort Worth" North or South!



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Posted: 25 Jul 11 17:52

Quote: Skoob1999

ICF - Old Trafford 1984...


I recall 1984. A handful of ICF went up and kicked some gay Northern arses




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Posted: 25 Jul 11 23:05
No they didn't - they jumped about for a bit on Warwick Road shouting a lot and then they legged it.

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