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Les Being
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Posted: 20 Jul 11 17:40
Take it out your wallet, fold it in half and put it back

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Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 20 Jul 11 17:49
I like to cut my in half. It means I get to spend it twice.

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 19:02 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 20 Jul 11 19:03
I'll say nothing about coming into money.

"nothing about coming into money"

PS thanks for conjuring the awful image of Hughie Green, or was it Michael Miles?

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 20:19
Hughie Green, it was.

Him and Monica Rose.

Double Your Money.

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Les Being
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Posted: 20 Jul 11 20:35

Quote: Skoob1999

Hughie Green, it was.

Him and Monica Rose.

Double Your Money.

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M. Miles.


I do hope you mean that most sincerely folks. And yes, you are very old!

I'll open the box

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Jul 11 20:47
The Sky's The Limit When Opportunity Knocks.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:01
Was it Michael Miles who had the man with the gong and the contestants weren't allowed to say yes or no?

Take Your Pick - was that it?

I don't know why I don't just Google it - but there you go.

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:02
I'm 52, that's not all that old.

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:04
Yes, it was indeed Take Your Pick.

You didn't want to open Box 13.

I'm 53.

Going on 12.

Skoob.

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:07 - Edited By: Les Being, 20 Jul 11 21:07
Ha, beat all your arses, I'm 56. Medal please

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:10
You're nobbut a lad!

A mere sprig of a chap!

Our oldest writer is Methuselah.

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:16
OK, I was assistant editor for The King James Bible.

I had a few beers last night. I remember writing something about peas on one of the threads. I can't find it now. What a clutz

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:16
Take The Money!

Open The Box!

Bernie The Bolt!

What A Gay Day!



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Posted: 20 Jul 11 21:21
Get back in your soundproof booth Quint!

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Posted: 20 Jul 11 23:03

Quote: Skoob1999

You're nobbut a lad!

A mere sprig of a chap!

Our oldest writer is Methuselah.

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Skoob.


....that's spelled M O R S E !

NIT WIT!

HAR!

Whether you're rich or you're poor, it always pays to have money!

 
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