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Ellie James
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Posted: 17 Jul 11 22:50
I just found out....no one told me! Of all the crappy things going on in the world, knowing it's Ice Cream Day makes me smile....

What would be some horrible names for ice cream?

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 17 Jul 11 23:00


...asphalt Armadillo with ' Jimmies'...I think it's a regional thing from your neck of the woods...

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Posted: 17 Jul 11 23:51
Funny! And, yeah. You are correct sir. The armadillo did tie with the longhorn for state mammal. How that happened is anyones guess!

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 18 Jul 11 07:11
I would go for wookie flavour; trouble is it may be a little chewy

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Posted: 18 Jul 11 12:41 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 18 Jul 11 12:41

Quote: Les Being

I would go for wookie flavour; trouble is it may be a little chewy


Ooof. That was a groaner. Funny, but a groaner.


How about (for our Navy friends),

Creamed Chocolate Chipped Beef

or

Pralines and Cream of Hedgehog(Yes, the porn film star, not the animal)


 
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