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Posted: 17 Jul 11 18:08
I'm in a seriously daft mood.

No substance abuse involved.

I was a right terror when I was alive!

Just do like the wife does.

Ignore me.

I know I would if I was you.



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Posted: 17 Jul 11 18:11

Somebody say summat?

No-one speaks English and everything's broken.
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Posted: 17 Jul 11 21:22
That fukin fridge is making funny noises again

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Posted: 17 Jul 11 21:27

...nobody's wiped down the bar , swept the floor or hosed down the bog site in a fortnight, and the peas are sticking to the roof of me mouth..
Is this any way to run a pub even if it's English?


Step outside for a fag mate?

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Posted: 17 Jul 11 21:45

Quote: Skoob1999

Ignore me

Who said that? Oh no the voices are back. No mother; I don't want to kill him..........................

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Posted: 17 Jul 11 21:48
How am I supposed to remember you, when you won't let me forget?

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