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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 2 Jul 11 17:23
Go and read some writers' jokes. I've just read some of birbee's and almost choked...but they sure cheered me up

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Posted: 5 Jul 11 17:23

Quote: Lady Godiva

Go and read some writers' jokes. I've just read some of birbee's and almost choked...but they sure cheered me up



Here's one that didn't make the cut (it was too short)


There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose member was horribly bent.
He folded it twice,
And put it in thrice,
But instead of coming, he went.


Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your waiters and waitresses.

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Posted: 5 Jul 11 18:48
Surely you could have 'stretched it out a wee bit' lol

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Posted: 8 Jul 11 04:34 - Edited By: Lynton, 8 Jul 11 04:35
Perhaps the top pic here might help

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Posted: 8 Jul 11 13:58
I find holding a mirror above my head works most of the time.

Depends what mood I'm in though.

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Posted: 8 Jul 11 20:53
Nworf?

A small person with a cold?

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