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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 14 Jun 11 22:43
I know that most men, because of their concupiscible nature, are attracted to forbidden fruits. Anyone who has stumbled into a strip joint with his buddies knows what I am talking about. That being said, would you automatically classify the hard-working gal who is grinding away on your loins a floozy, not fit to be introduced to your Mom and Dad as your future wife?

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Posted: 14 Jun 11 23:26
Careful what you say guys! It's known by many that I used to be a lap-dancer but was fired after two nights because - the men said the taps on the bottom of my shoes played havoc with their knees

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Posted: 15 Jun 11 10:03


I don't think that I'm qualified to marry a lap dancer.



Although I believe that there's a little man who lives in a house next to the church that does that sort of thing for a small fee.


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Posted: 15 Jun 11 15:35

Quote: Lady Godiva

Careful what you say guys! It's known by many that I used to be a lap-dancer but was fired after two nights because - the men said the taps on the bottom of my shoes played havoc with their knees


Lady Godiva:

Evidently the guys aren't biting today. It appears that we have a bunch of pinch mouth prudes who won't touch this topic with a 10 foot pole for fear of offending dancers like you.

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Posted: 15 Jun 11 15:39
I don't think they got my 'joke'. I actually was a Tap Dancer....tap-shoes..lol.....scraping men's knees. Still have the shoes.

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Posted: 15 Jun 11 17:35
I know someone who married a folk dancer from Rovaniemi, if that will do.

What's an extra p among forum inmates?

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Posted: 15 Jun 11 17:45
Sorry

Thought it said 'Laplander'

Carry on.

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Posted: 16 Jun 11 13:51
Lap dancers are only useful for people in wheelchairs

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Posted: 16 Jun 11 15:11


...consider a short term lease...no maintenance issues
And a new model with no miles on it every 6 months..

..plus $4500 Obama trade in on "cash for clunkers"



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Posted: 16 Jun 11 16:04

Quote: Skoob1999

Sorry

Thought it said 'Laplander'

Carry on.


Skoob, I am beginning to think that you are a troublemaker. Stop dodging the question.

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Posted: 16 Jun 11 16:07

Quote: Lynton

Lap dancers are only useful for people in wheelchairs


Is that why most guys ask for a wheelchair after their lap dance?

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Posted: 16 Jun 11 17:45

Quote: Lady Godiva

Careful what you say guys! It's known by many that I used to be a lap-dancer but was fired after two nights because - the men said the taps on the bottom of my shoes played havoc with their knees



Now, T H A T,

wuz funnie.

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Posted: 16 Jun 11 19:31


...PM...you are a true hockey puck, but not in a gay way!

BTW: Google The Crazy Horse in SC...I,m the staff Dr. There..

Dr. Nicholas taught me every thing I need to know..

Which was mind the gap you goobshite!

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Posted: 17 Jun 11 02:02

Quote: Morse
...PM...you are a true hockey puck, but not in a gay way!
BTW: Google The Crazy Horse in SC...I,m the staff Dr. There..
Dr. Nicholas taught me every thing I need to know..
Which was mind the gap you goobshite!



Hi pookie.
Staff doctor or staph doctor?
And for wide gaps... that's why the creator gave you 5 fingers.

Still hoping to get a couple of things published, but stuck in approval hell since 7 am. Perhaps I'm getting too edgy!

Hopefully more time to write in a couple of weeks.

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Posted: 17 Jun 11 10:33


...the word is an extra $25 a month added to your subscription to the US
Site gets you fast tracked as long as you don't rock the boat!

..it's tax deductible BTW; Foreign Aid!

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Posted: 20 Jun 11 14:16
I was a lap dancer for a while.

Then I stood up and the job vanished.

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Posted: 21 Jun 11 03:15 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 21 Jun 11 03:16
I find Laplander women especially sexy, as long as they keep the reindeer out of the mix.

Didn't know that they danced.

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Posted: 21 Jun 11 09:37


...guess you never saw them do the four step...the reindeer I mean!

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Posted: 22 Jun 11 03:28
Reindeer have ligament in their legs that makes a snapping sound as they walk so they can follow each other in blizzards when there is no visibility.

This may not be important to most people but Canadians queuing up for buses are starting to make this sound.

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Posted: 22 Jun 11 15:49
I think a good lap dance beats a good pole dance any day, unless she's from Krakow.

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Posted: 23 Jun 11 00:11
Polish girls knock me out.

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Posted: 23 Jun 11 10:06

Quote: victor nicholas

Reindeer have ligament in their legs that makes a snapping sound as they walk so they can follow each other in blizzards when there is no visibility.

This may not be important to most people but Canadians queuing up for buses are starting to make this sound.


I get strange clicks from my knees when I walk! Now I know why. I must be a reindeer!

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Posted: 24 Jun 11 10:29

Quote: Tommy Twinkle
I get strange clicks from my knees when I walk! Now I know why. I must be a reindeer!


You've clearly forgotten to take off the ankle cuffs and leg restraints from your last visit to Juanita's House of Pain. They're dragging.


I like your new icon, TT. Carry on.
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Posted: 27 Jun 11 14:47
A Polish girl once took a shine to me


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Polish girls knock me out.


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Posted: 27 Jun 11 16:03
Did you have a Czech up?

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

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