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Posted: 5 Jun 11 17:55
Good tennis match.

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 18:04

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Good tennis match.


...what colour balls?

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 18:31
Yellow I think, I was watching the footwork.

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 18:36

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Yellow I think, I was watching the footwork.


...shifty eyed bugger!
Bet you refocus for the women's matches!

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 18:39
Yes, for the legs and grunting of course.

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 22:31 - Edited By: Aubergine Underwood, 5 Jun 11 22:45
Those screeching female tennis players should have their vocal chords clipped.

Most fans I know watch with the sound off on their TV sets.


P.S. Congratulations to Rafa on his well-deserved victory!

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Posted: 5 Jun 11 23:52

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Yes, for the legs and grunting of course.



...wouldn't be surprised one of these days they drop a kid right on the court...
or need a change of shorts......

....don't even talk about 'sex'...the neighbors would call for the SWAT Team.

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Posted: 6 Jun 11 00:22
While at Legends honky tonk in Nashville spotted a girl in a red dress dancing by herself like she was about to give birth while holding a beer bottle.

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Posted: 6 Jun 11 00:27

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While at Legends honky tonk in Nashville spotted a girl in a red dress dancing by herself like she was about to give birth while holding a beer bottle.



...not uncommon...we've banned bottles here just for that reason...harder to conceive with a 12 ounce can....although saw an act up in Myrtle Beach just last week with a lass and a 24 ouncer...on a motorcycle...wearing a thong, and playing a banjo...well....more later after the kids and LG go to bed....

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Posted: 6 Jun 11 00:43
You keep this up and you may get your own Spoof site.

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