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Posted: 15 May 11 05:59
Ya gonna write a story bout this?

Q: Dominique Strauss-Kahn story anyone?
Yes, I will write one.
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No, I will not write one.
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I just want money, so I won't.
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I am afraid of the IMF
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Internation Mother Fuxkre!
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Posted: 15 May 11 17:10


....did one first thing this morning over coffee and after hearing about it...

...I think the maid involved said she" preferred not to be arsed" for a comment
or whatever....

I had to make it up as I went....

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Posted: 15 May 11 17:17
Is that the Singing Nun?

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Posted: 15 May 11 22:06
No, but I've just done a Star Wars one about Super-Injunctions that might not get authorised.

That Ewok is extremely litigious.

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Posted: 16 May 11 14:18 - Edited By: Morse, 16 May 11 14:20
....oops.. IMF placed super lid all all stories...
Guess you can't write about them until they convict him!

HAR!

So much for freedom of the press!

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Posted: 18 May 11 02:20
Who IS she?

LG

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Posted: 18 May 11 09:52

Quote: Lady Godiva

Who IS she?

LG


...French Canadian sex therapist who got it backwards...



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Posted: 19 May 11 18:45
Apparently, they want a European to replace him. As a Socialist (the democratic kind), I nominate Gordon Brown. His fiscal policies were at least coherent as C of Excheq. and he was an alright Prime Minister considering the circumstances and the PR messups.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
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Posted: 19 May 11 19:00
The same Gordon Brown who sold our gold reserves at bargain store prices?

Get back to your revision - slovenly boy

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Posted: 19 May 11 19:04
Nick Leeson.

He's your man.

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Posted: 19 May 11 20:31 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 19 May 11 20:32

Quote: Lynton

The same Gordon Brown who sold our gold reserves at bargain store prices?

Get back to your revision - slovenly boy


My next exam is on Tuesday. I'm allowed to take a little time off, right?

Anyway, someone said that GB was the opposite of Hitler:
Decent policies, terrible public figure.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
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We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 19 May 11 22:09
GB much maligned.

What price the present lot of twats.

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Posted: 19 May 11 23:15
Quite so Erskin - the great British Public started out one year ago with hopes to be dashed sooner than reaised.

Back to DSK - now bailed but under what amounts to house arrest. Bernie Madoff didn't get that treatment. 90% of trials in NY the accused is given bail and allowed on the streets. He has to have a body guard that he must pay for himself.Where woud the man go? He gave them his passport. So far the special treatment he has received indicates some manipullation from some very highly placed people.

Who? You name it Coalition of Western Bankers, The French President and his cronies, the IMF itself or even the US. Even all of them.


Strange though that in an interview with La Liberation only a matter of 2 weeks or so back he told the Jounalist he expected his enemies to try something since he was standing for the presidency and it would be done either due to his relationship with money (he's rich) his relationship with women or the fact he is Jewish.

Well that was prophetic. He may be many things DSK, but I have never counted hubristic among them. He's going to need a lot of help to get out of this one if he did it or even if he didn't. So far I haven't seen justice in action or the idea that one is innocent until proven guilty.

Why are the French shocked to the core? He is a serial womaniser but the question of rapist would never have crossed their minds.

Over here there is not one jot of evidence that anybody has not been affected by this even those of different political persuasions.

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Posted: 19 May 11 23:42
Very interesting Lynton.

Really.

There's something about the whole thing which doesn't quite sit right.

I'm no conspiracy theorist (most conspiracy theories are stupid anyway) but it does seem a bit odd, that all of a sudden, this guy is some kind of demonic rapist.

Have these allegations surfaced prior to the current situation?

Probably best to respond privately, but I really am intrigued.

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Posted: 21 May 11 16:25
I guess some people's expectations for room service are higher than others.

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Posted: 21 May 11 20:18
I would just like it 'free'. Room Service I mean.

LG


 
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