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Skoob1999
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Posted: 8 May 11 18:42
I know I am.

Just sayin'

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Skoob.

PS - Why does everybody keep sayin' 'just sayin'?'

We should be told.

Just sayin'

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Morse
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Posted: 8 May 11 18:45

Quote: Skoob1999

I know I am.

Just sayin'

Regards

Skoob.

PS - Why does everybody keep sayin' 'just sayin'?'

We should be told.

Just sayin'



...that said...carry on!

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Lynton
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Posted: 8 May 11 20:33
You bet your life we are as the song goes

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 9 May 11 10:54
Not today

Nick Hobbs
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Posted: 9 May 11 11:34
I'm happy.

No point not being. No one ever takes any notice if I'm not, so why bother otherwise?

That said, I lost out on the lottery at the weekend. Busy at work too, and one of my staff phoned in ill and the other is on holiday. And it's raining.

I forgot my sandwiches this morning, so I only have one bag of crisps to eat all day.

And they're prawn cocktail, and I frickin' hate prawn cocktail.

Run outta sugar after the first coffee too. And the person who was supposed to bring more is the one that's ill. So no milk either, 'cause that's off.

I hate black, sugarless coffee.

Anyone notice how the weekend shoots by at an alarming rate, yet Monday morning seems to take the length of time that the weekend should have done.

Phones ringing again.

Fuck 'em.

They can wait.

Still, you try to keep cheery.

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Mark
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Posted: 9 May 11 12:38
I'm not.

Took all my waterproofs out of my bag this morning.

What a mistake-a to make-a.

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 May 11 17:13 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 9 May 11 18:27
If one regards MAN U tanning Chelsea's bums as happiness, yes I'm happy. If you are ill, sick or depressed then that's not happy, so I hope that everybody who is not happy becomes a Utd fan apart from Chelsea fans, they're as sick as dogs on the Isle? (want some bovver!)

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P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 9 May 11 17:59
I'm beside myself with happiness.

I had a wonderful Mudder's Day yesterday.

Most will tell you, that I'm one of the biggest Mudders around, well actually, its Mudder Effers around, but you get my drift.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 9 May 11 18:29
I am happy now!

LG

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 May 11 18:36
LG, congratulations on your conversion to become a Red Devil, you little Devil?


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I am happy now!

LG


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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 9 May 11 18:44
No.

Happy's a dwarf.

SERIOUS ABOUT DRIVEL
Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 May 11 19:19
Si, Si


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No.

Happy's a dwarf.


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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 9 May 11 19:37 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 9 May 11 19:38
Jaggedone - I've ALWAYS been a Man. U. fan.

Whose jersey did I get photoshopped atop of?

LG

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Posted: 9 May 11 21:31

Quote: Erskin Quint

No.

Happy's a dwarf.


I could never understand why there was only one bloke in the house out of seven who was happy, and why the one woman who was living with seven men (each of whom was a part owner of a diamond mine) was "snow white".

Perhaps Happy was gay, and if the lady of the house really was snow white that would also possibly explain why one of the others was Grumpy.

And as the baby rabbit of hope emerges into the soft sunlight of happiness to be confronted with the double barrels of reality

 
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