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Mark
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Posted: 7 May 11 19:44
I really hate 24 hour news. The way they prattle on and on about nothing and speculate over the tiniest things.

I was just trying to watch the Osama video but had to stop because it got really frustrating.

Just talking about it is getting me even more annoyed.

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Posted: 7 May 11 19:49
PM me and I'll let you know how it ends.

Warning: may contain spoilers.

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Posted: 7 May 11 20:23
24 hr news... it's not a great thing, but when you wake up in the middle of the night, and there's nothing on the box, watching about how some guy got shot in the face and then what Justin Timberlake ate for breakfast really shows how lucky one is.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
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Posted: 7 May 11 20:29 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 7 May 11 20:30
Mark,how did you get that angry faced emoticom? It is so cute.... Are there a 'bunch' we can choose from here, or do we just make up our own like I have been doing? :o

LG

If we don't have a 'bank' to choose from, how's about giving us one.

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Posted: 7 May 11 20:35 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 7 May 11 20:36
Just guessing, but..

Colour it.

(I dunno if that worked. I'm testing.)

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Posted: 7 May 11 20:37
Nah...

That didn't work.

Back to the drawing board

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Posted: 7 May 11 23:03
I think it is ridiculous to see journalists interviewing each other and virtuall all they have to say is nobody knows what the hell is going on. Some days they are so pushed for news they start reeling of industrials statistic just like the Russians used to all the time (Steel production up by 2,5% in Tomsk)

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Posted: 7 May 11 23:26

Quote: Lynton

I think it is ridiculous to see journalists interviewing each other and virtuall all they have to say is nobody knows what the hell is going on. Some days they are so pushed for news they start reeling of industrials statistic just like the Russians used to all the time (Steel production up by 2,5% in Tomsk)


..that's why they dip into our 'stuff'

....who's going to be the first on the BBC to say 'penis?"

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Posted: 7 May 11 23:38
Kenny Dalglish...

Just sayin'

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Posted: 7 May 11 23:48
Or possibly the world's most evil man, Bob Atkinson, from Preston.

Apparently.

Just sayin'

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Posted: 8 May 11 02:04 - Edited By: Morse, 8 May 11 02:05

Quote: Skoob1999

Or possibly the world's most evil man, Bob Atkinson, from Preston.

Apparently.

Just sayin'

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Posted: 8 May 11 02:09 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 8 May 11 02:10
Cap

You forgot Martin Shuttlecock.

I sincerely hope you weren't responsible for the interior design in Osama's compound

That's just shoddy...

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The World's Most Evil Man, Bob Atkinson.

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Posted: 13 May 11 01:33
News 24s breaking news is always boring. Its always an update on Libya or Bin Laden's house. Its never about anything interesting.

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Posted: 13 May 11 20:10
One of these days... 24 hour news will become obsolete once we get... 24 second news. Oh yeah.

"Sometimes the best intentions end up intense without means to quell it.
We've poisoned our blood streams and blackened our lungs. We've enabled the edifice that it's how we belong.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone.
We may suffer together, but we all die alone."

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Posted: 13 May 11 23:53
That would be special.


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Posted: 14 May 11 14:00 - Edited By: Shaun Ferguson, 14 May 11 14:01
I think everyone should agree to do nothing for 24 hours to spite them.


 
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