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pinxit
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Posted: 4 May 11 11:33
I used to.

Several times a week.

But not anymore.

Is it just me?

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 4 May 11 11:37




Oh Gawd join the club..

OK tell me about it..

Not now..

When I get back from Sainsbury's..



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Mark
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Posted: 4 May 11 12:04
You can get it at Sainsburys?

Where's me nectar card...

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pinxit
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Posted: 4 May 11 12:28
Ain't you never heard of their 'Bag for Life' scheme?

PS. Keep away from 'Check-out' Charlene - I saw her first.


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Posted: 4 May 11 12:36
Our milk used to be delivered no I don't get it (and nor does the milkman)

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 4 May 11 13:08



Sorry Pin, got yer message but too late..

Had fifty quid on the Nectar Card, so had a go with this "undetected item in bagging area"..

called herself Check-Out Charlene (£1.49 plus 200 Free points) ..

Never again...










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pinxit
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Posted: 4 May 11 13:37
HA! You were done CJ.

I had her on a BOGOF (Bonk One Get One Free) offer.

Naaah naaah.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 4 May 11 14:02
I never had it.

People think I did, but I didn't.

Has anybody seen it?

I could do with it.

Whatever it is.

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Skoob.

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pinxit
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Posted: 4 May 11 14:06
I thought you had it in your coat pockets Skoob.

At least, it looks like it in your avatar...

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Posted: 4 May 11 14:10
Hang on...

I'll have a look...

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